So I got paid to participate in a drive-by shooting today...

[Pale Blue Dot]

Seriously. My boss calls me up, and tells me to meet him at his office. When I get there, he has on his desk sunglasses, a bandana, a red wig, and water pistols. He then drives me to another store about 45 minutes away, where four of us put on our disguises, and then drove by a company Divisional meeting that was outside breaking for lunch. And we opened fire. I was hanging out of the sunroof.

That is what I got paid for today! :wow:

[xultar]

1. Kickin!

[Chichiri]

2. Who were the victims?

Rival companies? New hirees?

[Pale Blue Dot]

5. It's was actually my boss's boss's boss.

It was payback for a prank played on my boss's boss at a different divisional meeting.

I felt fairly certain that I was going to end up fired or shot dead by the police, but everything turned out OK. :D

[Chichiri]

8. Your boss's boss's boss?

Aren't you afraid?

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. I was, but it was taken in the spirit it was intended.

Of course, if Human Resources shows up at my store tomorrow... :scared:

[Chichiri]

11. Yeah, I'd be scared.

:scared:

Don't sweat it too much, though. Tell them you were only following orders.

[nickgutierrez]

3. That's pretty damn funny.

:)

Who, and why?

[Pale Blue Dot]

6. See #5

It was kind of funny. :)

[Shakespeare]

4. Into whose ass did you pop a cap?

Good work if you can get it.

[redqueen]

7. hahahahah

I wanna trade jobs!

Okay, just for today, but still. :P

[Pale Blue Dot]

10. If you want to work in retail,

I'll be only too happy to switch. :D