A friendly Reminder for all you Republican owners out there

[sasquatch]

I work at a place where I see your "loveable" evil cracker spawn have to be put down because there aren't enough saps to put them in power. So always remember to have your Republican tools to please be spayed and neutered. That is all, thank you very much.

[wryter2000]

1. I owned a Republican once

Mighty fine eating. :evilgrin:

[sparky_in_ma]

2. Do they taste like ......seafood?

:D

[wryter2000]

4. Kind of like spotted owl. nt/

n/t

[sparky_in_ma]

6. LOL

:applause:

[sasquatch]

3. Yeah, lamb chops isn't bad

[evlbstrd]

5. I'd get one,

but they're a bitch to train and housebreak. Noisy, too.

[Ikonoklast]

7. I had to put mine down...

...it was kinda sad. Not for me, mind you, I couldn't stand the awful smell, and the thing was so stupid it would eat its' own crap. I even tipped the vet to make SURE it was dead.

[LiberalEsto]

9. OMG!

Great minds think alike!

[LiberalEsto]

8. I had to put mine down

It was incorrigibly vicious and crapped on everything.

[Ikonoklast]

10. Same litter?

:hi:

[LiberalEsto]

11. Could be

Ugly little brute with a face like Rove, and its ass was red, white and blue.

[Ikonoklast]

12. Mine was small and had funny-looking hair

Kinda like Tom Delay, but not as ugly.

[LiberalEsto]

13. Next time I'll get a spayed female Republican

They're just as vicious, but they look so cute when they smile and hiss through their fangs. And the spiked collar will look adorable.

[Ikonoklast]

14. Oh, I know that breed

It's called a "Coulter". You don't have to feed it, but the coke bill is astounding.

[LiberalEsto]

15. Are you SURE those are female, though?

It's hard to tell.

[Ikonoklast]

16. Well, I turned it upside down

and didn't see any balls, so I figured.....but then I later learned even the males don't have any.

[Arugula Latte]

17. You can dress it up in a little red suit

with a strand of pearls, and do it's hair up with lotsa Aquanet. How adoooorable!

[LiberalEsto]

19. If it doesn't bite your hands off first

You might have to dose them heavily with Xanax and Valium first, like Laura.

[sasquatch]

18. I'm sure they are

[sasquatch]

20. Kick

:kick: