If you simply Must watch *'s "speech" tonight...

[mcscajun]

...here's a way to get through it: a drinking game (only for non-alcoholics, please).

Every time * says "Stay the course" -- take a drink
Every time * says "hard work" -- take a drink
Every time * stumbles on a word -- take two drinks
And if he creates a brand new Bushism tonight, and you get it written down, be the first to post it on DU, THEN you can have a drink.
Every time * says "kids in Iraq" -- stand in honor of the men and women, and yes, Kids in Iraq, in danger 'cause of this fool. No Drink.

Is it 2009 yet?