Your significant other is on fire. You can only grab one thing.

[RPM]

[still_one]

1. a blanket

[the_spectator]

2. Men would say, "their boobies"?

One last time?
:shrug:

[Sydnie]

3. Nope, that would be two

unless you are playing favorites.

[the_spectator]

8. D'oh!

What a "Sophie's Choice"! :scared:

[neuvocat]

4. Protection.

Those flames o' passion can be roaring but you still need protection.

[rawtribe]

5. A1 steak sauce

:silly:

[RPM]

12. mmmmmmmmmm

tasty

[WhollyHeretic]

6. .

:spray: :rofl:

[sphincter]

7. Her wallet

[ofrfxsk]

9. him

[Spider Jerusalem]

10. Her purse.

Car keys, checkbook, credit cards...Mexico, here I come!

[tyedyeto]

11. A. ... eeeerrrrrrrrrrr........... condom

[kodi]

13. camera; there's money in good immolation pix

.

[Zuni]

14. bwahahahaha

:spray:

[VOX]

22. kodi, you are **bad**!!!!!

:bounce: :spray:

[SOteric]

15. Do we mean that literally, or figuratively?

[RPM]

18. see #17 below.....

[SOteric]

19. Well then, either way

I suspect we 'Stop, Drop and Roll.' :7

[sakabatou]

16. What do you mean "on fire"?

Metaphorically, such "she's on fire!" or real, such as "Holy crap, I'm on fire!". Which one?

[RPM]

17. which ever applies most... n/t

[sakabatou]

20. Well...

For the first one myself, the second one a fire-extinguisher, or some kind of fire-retardant.

[m_welby]

21. figuratively? if shes on fire then shes the one doing the grabbing

...most likely me in one hand and the bottle of tequila in the other!!

literally? I'd be grabbing the fire extinguisher!