I just immersed my hand in boiling water...

[Telly Savalas]

and I plan to keep it there until my mission succeeds and I achieve victory. I know you wimpy libruls will disagree, but it's crucial that I stay-the-course.

:patriot:

[Pacifist Patriot]

1. I'm holding my breath under water. Surely if I do it long enough...

I'll sprout gills.

[Telly Savalas]

2. Good job. It's important to stay-the-course.

[Liberal Veteran]

4. Hmm...I wonder if we could convince neo-cons to try that?

After all, wouldn't the sacrifice be worth it?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. Been listening to your Tony Robbins tapes again?

[Telly Savalas]

8. I've unleashed my personal power!

[ugarte]

5. It'd be a tragedy to pull it out now

especially since the boiling water is in its last throes.

[Wetzelbill]

6. And All You Got Was This Lousy T-shirt?

For 200 billion dollars?

[Hugin]

7. I get the tee-shirt on Tuesdays... progmom has it Mondays and it's always

laundry fresh!

[progmom]

9. glad you appreciate all the hard work i put into it

;)

[Hugin]

12. I feel sorry for whoever has it Wednesdays tho...

Anyway, I guess they get a free lunch.

Who decided to get a "Large"? It doesn't fit me... I can
hardly reach my wrench up to empty the oil from my SUV.

[ms liberty]

10. "and I'm hovering like a fly, waiting for the windshield on the freeway"

n/t

[tonekat]

11. Quick, call Gordon Liddy!

He'll hold his hand over a candle flame in the name of victory!