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Wed Jun-29-05 10:21 AM
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The Gratuitous Monty Python and the Holy Grail Quoting Thread |
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WHAT...is your name?
WHAT...is your quest?
WHAT...is the capital of Assyria?
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:22 AM
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What...is your quest?
what...is your favourite colour?
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:23 AM
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:23 AM
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3. There are some who call me . . . |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:24 AM
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Wed Jun-29-05 01:12 PM
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52. You're not fooling anyone, you know. |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:24 AM
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6. Help Help, I being repressed! |
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See the violence inherent in the system!
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:25 AM
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7. She turned me into a newt! |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:25 AM
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8. Oh, wicked, bad, naughty Zoot! |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:26 AM
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11. And after the spanking.... |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:25 AM
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37. Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. |
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Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy. Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay. Sir Lancelot: No, I'm not.
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:25 AM
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9. 'Ow can you tell 'e's a king? |
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'E hasn't got shit on him!
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:26 AM
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10. Who are you so wise in the ways of science? |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:26 AM
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12. It's only a flesh wound |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:27 AM
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13. I fart in your general direction! |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:27 AM
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I don't want to go on the cart!
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:28 AM
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15. I don't want to talk to you no more, |
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you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:30 AM
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16. Oh, yes, it's just a bunny... |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:49 AM
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28. One rabbit stew comin' right up! |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:31 AM
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17. Bring me a shrubbery!!!!! |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:31 AM
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Wed Jun-29-05 12:55 PM
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48. Who are you, who would say "NI" to an old woman? |
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Wed Jun-29-05 01:12 PM
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53. We are the knights who say "Ni"!!!! |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:33 AM
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19. That's no ordinary rabbit! |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:46 AM
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26. With big sharp nasty teeth! |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:33 AM
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20. Was that an African swallow? |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:35 AM
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22. What . . . I don't know that!! |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:35 AM
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21. "One day, lad, all this will be yours!" |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:37 AM
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23. "She's got enormous... |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:37 AM
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24. Let's not bicker over who killed who... |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:41 AM
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Now go away or I will taunt you for a second time.
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Wed Jun-29-05 01:10 PM
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50. I always thought it was "fetchez la vache"....... |
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Wed Jun-29-05 01:11 PM
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51. Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science? |
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Wed Jun-29-05 10:46 AM
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... Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. ... you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! ... I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ... Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system... Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:04 AM
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29. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:22 AM
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36. "I don't know that!... AHHHH!" |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:06 AM
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30. A moose once bit my sister... |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:09 AM
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31. Where did you get those coconuts? (n/t) |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:11 AM
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32. And it looks hopeless for our brave heroes when suddenly... |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:16 AM
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33. ARTHUR: " Well, I AM king" |
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DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin' the workers -- by 'angin' on to our outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society! If there's ever going to be any progress--
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:19 AM
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34. DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power |
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Edited on Wed Jun-29-05 11:21 AM by Yavin4
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away! ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up! DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. ARTHUR: Shut up! DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
A comedy written in the late 60s accurately describes the political climate of America in 2005!
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:21 AM
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35. "we have brought you shrubbery!" |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:26 AM
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38. Now you must chop down the mightiest tree in the forest... |
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WIIIIIITTHH... A HERRING!
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:47 AM
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"I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands."
Sounds like Chimpy! :rofl:
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Wed Jun-29-05 12:10 PM
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Hasn't got shit all over him.
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Wed Jun-29-05 12:24 PM
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41. ...then the oral sex. |
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Wed Jun-29-05 12:25 PM
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42. Maybe I could stay a bit longer. |
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Wed Jun-29-05 12:26 PM
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43. Your mother was a hamster... |
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and your father smelled of elderberries!
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Wed Jun-29-05 12:26 PM
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44. How do you know he's king? He's the only one ain't got shit all over 'im. |
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Wed Jun-29-05 12:41 PM
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45. "your mother was a hampster and your father smelled of elderberries!!!" |
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Wed Jun-29-05 12:46 PM
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46. His head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed |
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and his bowels unplugged and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his penis...
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Wed Jun-29-05 12:50 PM
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47. One, two five! (three sir!) THREE! |
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Sir Robin met up with the other knights. There was much rejoicing. Yay. They ran out of food and had to eat sir Robin's minstrels. And there was much rejoicing. YAYAYAYAYAY!
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Wed Jun-29-05 12:58 PM
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49. She turned me into a newt! |
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Wed Jun-29-05 01:14 PM
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55. This is supposed to be a happy time. |
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Let's not bicker and argue over who killed whom.
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