Crap! If people stayed at their desks...

[Zomby Woof]

...and actually did their JOBS, they wouldn't walk by my cube all day and almost catch me lurking on DU. :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

1. No kidding. I sit in my cube all day.

They should mind their own damned business!

[benburch]

2. Get a rear-view mirror!

http://www.geeks.com/details.asp?invtid=AC99113B&cpc=SCH&srm=0

[Theres-a]

5. Nice!

[benburch]

9. And if you click through the geeks.com link on White Rose...

I'll earn like 15 cents on that purchase... ;)

[Solly Mack]

3. Ain't that the truth...lazy-ass nosey people

and it's always the type that will tell on you for doing exactly what they're doing...slacking on the job. :)

[sui generis]

4. yah

I have a security blackout screen saver that activates after one minute.

They don't really care just so long as I'm cranking out what they pay me for; they're pretty good about looking the other way.

[brainshrub]

6. Hold the Alt button down and then press Tab.

It's a quick way to switch between programs so that people won't catch you.

[Zomby Woof]

11. Oh, I already knew that, since the 3.1 days

It's what keeps me in the clear.

They don't care, because I am good at this job, meet all the deadlines, and productivity is above par. But I do hate the scurrying. :P

[Texasgal]

7. Oh how I love having my own private office!

My desk and monitor face the door, so if someone walks in... hey...I'm working! *wink* *wink*

[ScreamingMeemie]

8. Yeah...and if I hadn't taken that nap this afternoon...I wouldn't have 3

reports here to type. Sigh...:hi:

[Zomby Woof]

13. Naps are good!

I wish I had a cot at my desk. :D

[aden_nak]

10. GHOSTZILLA - browse with impunity.

http://www.ghostzilla.com/

[Mizmoon]

12. That is so effin kewl

I feel better just knowing it exists.