Define 'masochist'. No wait. Don't.

[Richardo]

I started my fourth and final Dan Brown book, "Angels and Demons", last night.

Why do I do it? I've already read it three times in the form of 'Da Vinci Code', 'Digital Fortress' and 'Deception Point'.

It's become a train-wreck kind of obsession with me...can this one be as bad as all the others? (A: Yes.) Was DaVinci Code a fluke? (A: No.) Will the protagonists be as idiotic? (A: Yes.)

God help me, I'm actually enjoying it - not because it's good, but because it's so freaking BAD!

:rant: I'm done now.

[Lavender Brown]

1. He made more than any American author last year

Why? :banghead:

[underpants]

2. Those are those little cherries right?

Those were really the tops back when broads wore skirts to wait tables.

[Bullwinkle925]

3. Holey Moley Abalone - Not PC at all!!

:silly:

[Richardo]

4. Yeah, and you could get a pack of smokes from the cigarette girl.