When you think of the "Dallas Cowboys" who comes to mind?

[underpants]

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Guns, drugs, egos, utter, seething hatred.

:P

[Burma Jones]

2. Satan..................n/t

[Richardo]

3. Super Bowl XIII - best one EVER.

http://football.about.com/cs/superbowl/a/bl_superbowl13.htm

Since the Steelies won.

[underpants]

13. Jakcie Smith-Hall of Famer- will only be remembered for that one play

http://www.profootballhof.com/hof/member.jsp?player_id=198

[tk2kewl]

4. leon lett

[dhinojosa]

5. The catching grace of Michael Irvin....

WOW! But I chose Emmitt too.

[KG]

11. and graceful catching of Michael Irvin

in hotel rooms with crack and ho's

[dhinojosa]

16. You have me at a disadvantage here?

Who is your team?

[KG]

21. my teams' rogues are more entertaining than yours

[dhinojosa]

32. The Washington Daniel Snyders?

OH NO!

[KG]

34. that's all you got?

here i was, thinking you was gonna lay down some smack... :eyes:

[dhinojosa]

44. Oh I just needed to make sure who you are fan of....

There are two players in that pic....

[dhinojosa]

48. This for you Redskin Fan....

A lady walked into a local sports bar with a dachshund under her arm. The dog is wearing a "Washington Redskin" jersey and helmet, and is festooned with "Redskin" pom-poms. The bartender says, "Hey! No pets are allowed in here! You'll have to leave!"

The lady begs him, "Look, I'm desperate. We're both BIG Skins fans, the TV is broken, and this is the only place around where we can see the game!"

After securing a promise that the dog will behave and warning her that both she and the dog will be thrown out if there's any trouble, the bartender relents. Shaking his head at what a softy he is, the bartender decides to allow them to stay in the bar and watch the game.

The big game begins with the Redskins receiving the kickoff. They march down field, get stopped at about the 30, and kick a field goal. With that, the dog jumps up on the bar, does a few flips, and begins waltzing up and down the bar giving high-fives to everyone.

The bartender is very impressed and says, "Wow, that is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What does the dog do if they score a touchdown?"

The lady replies, "I don't know, I've only had him for four years."

[underpants]

18. I can't find HER mugshot

but aside from it being a very wrong thing to do- WOW that was the best mugshot I have ever seen.

[kick-ass-bob]

6. Claiming themselves as "America's Team" like Michael Jackson

claimed the "King of Pop" title

:eyes:

:P

[dhinojosa]

8. They are called that because...

no matter what stadium they went to they always had fans.

[kick-ass-bob]

10. so do the Packers.

:shrug:

[dhinojosa]

15. Yeah now they do....

but in the 70s and 80s, they didn't

[KG]

7. whiney, obnoxious fans

[meegbear]

9. The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders when they were on the Love Boat

[Malikshah]

55. I remember the 1970s TV movie

with Jane Seymour as a reporter trying out for the team-- and going from being a cynic to embracing the cheesecake factor

replete with "If they could see me now" as the key song--from Sweet Charity...

[underpants]

59. Staring .. ... ... Bucky Dent

Yep THAT Bucky Dent

[khashka]

12. Nick Nolte

Khash.

[underpants]

14. Ha! I was going to include a Nolte/Mac Davis/Bo Svenson line

:bounce:

[khashka]

43. I'm really laughing at this

yeah, you should have!

I was gonna post again and say Mac Davis, but you beat me to it!


Khash.

[sasquatch]

17. "Joe Bob's fine foods: EAT HERE OR I'LL KILL YA!!"

:D

[Shredr]

19. Come on, the Cheerleaders!

[Strawman]

20. More than anyone in particular, the general feeling that I hate them

[NoSheep]

22. cheerleaders

[GalleryGod]

23. Lance Rentzel.

:blush:

[BulletproofLandshark]

24. LaVar Arrington

Shown here ending Troy Aikman's career:

[edbermac]

25. Big pom-poms

[hobbit709]

26. Arrogant jackasses

They always had an excuse when they lost
"The better team didn't win"
The only time they admitted reality was after the 44-0 Chicago Bears game. Tom Landry, when asked what he considered the turning point of the game, said "The opening kick-off"

[KamaAina]

27. Nate Newton

It's late in the fourth, 'Boys driving for the winning score at the Meadowlands -- but they're out of time outs. They complete a pass downfield -- but in bounds, so the clock keeps rolling. The Cowboys hustle downfield to line up at scrimmage - all except Nate Newton, whose 320-pound carcass lumbers downfield at least five full yards behind the rest of the team as the crowd counts down, "Five, four, three, two, one, YAAAYYYYYYY!" Giants win. True story.

[redqueen]

28. Tom Landry...

:)

[fudge stripe cookays]

29. Idiots in Arlington...

who'd rather pay huge taxes for a new stadium than:

Better healthcare
Better schools
Better roads
Better civic improvements

Nuff said.
FSC

[bigwillq]

30. Tom Landry (nt)

[Aristus]

31. Roger Staubach used to be my all-time favorite football player.

Then I heard somewhere that he's a big-time repuke. Oh well.

I haven't been a fan of the Cowboys since the 1993 Super Bowl anyway....

[barb162]

33. Landry and that fedora he always wore

[derby378]

35. You forgot Daryl "Moose" Johnston

Seriously nice guy.

[Left Is Write]

36. Tom Landry.

[swag]

37. Bambi Woods

[NoPasaran]

38. Hitler

[dhinojosa]

50. He was a good linebacker wasn't he...nt

[JVS]

39. Hate, rage, bloodshed, crime, destruction, nukes

[Gidney N Cloyd]

40. Debbie

[Seabiscuit]

46. ROTFLMAO!!!

[kodi]

41. staubach, he's the guy who was QB when they are fun to watch

until montana came along, staubach is the guy who i would want playing quarterback when down 6 points, 2:00 left on the clock and the ball at the teams own 20 yard line.

the guy was a winner, and since i have met him on occasion, a nice guy too.

[LeftyMom]

42. "The white lines are hash marks"

-sign seen at niners v. cowboys game after yet another cowboy got busted for drugs.

[Seabiscuit]

45. Roger Staubach and Tom Landry are the historical hear and soul of the

Cowboys.

No one's ever come close since they exited stage left.

[madeline_con]

47. Uh

cheerleaders. Did all those guys play for the "COWBOYS!" ?

[illini]

49. Staubach.

nt

[Arugula Latte]

51. A team I hate, a sport I hate, a town I hate, and cheerleaders I hate.

Did I miss anything? :D

[Floogeldy]

52. What about the succeeding coaches?

Johnson, Switzer, what's his name, what's his other name, and Bill somebody?


B-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

53. John Riggins

as he plowed through their defense. :D

[Floogeldy]

54. Ha ha!

B-)

[Placebo]

56. Cheerleaders.

[Catholic Sensation]

57. tom landry

though he's my second favorite coach ever to the Tuna

[Crazy Guggenheim]

58. Dwight Clark .................

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