matcom
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Wed Jun-29-05 04:03 PM
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| If Cats Had Opposable Thumbs, I For One Would.... |
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welcome our Feline Overlords :D
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| WildClarySage
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Wed Jun-29-05 04:04 PM
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| 1. We've always said it's nice that the cats let us live in their house |
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but if they ever figure out how to work the can opener, we're outta here. If cats had opposable thumbs, we'd be homeless.
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| hfojvt
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Wed Jun-29-05 04:09 PM
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| 2. bah, possums have opposable thumbs |
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and they are still dog food.
It takes size and team work to rule the world, and housecats don't have that. Tigers and wolves on the other hand ... say hello to the Kzinti.
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| CatWoman
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Wed Jun-29-05 04:18 PM
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| 3. BOW BEFORE ME, PEASANT!!!!! |
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Wed Jun-29-05 04:19 PM
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Edited on Wed Jun-29-05 04:19 PM by matcom
can i be 'Boots'? :D
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| khashka
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Wed Jun-29-05 04:20 PM
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| 5. As Wonder Showzen once said |
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Kittens are destroying America and must be genocided.
Khash.
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| zbdent
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Wed Jun-29-05 04:21 PM
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| 6. Cats have seen how (we think) we run the world, and want |
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nothing to do with it.
They're biding their time - after the bombs go off, they've got plenty of food left (rats, cockroaches, and Keith Richards . . .)
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