Bouncy Ball
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Wed Jun-29-05 07:22 PM
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I played a joke on my husband today. |
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Edited on Wed Jun-29-05 07:25 PM by Bouncy Ball
Called him up at work and used a weird voice to act like I was going to place an order (he's in sales) and asked for something I knew his company didn't have.
When he tried to explain that he didn't have it, I said "What are you, some kind of weird LIBERAL?"
He paused, probably thinking WTF?
I went on and said "You know, you make Jesus vomit."
He said "Lady, I don't know what your deal is, but this is a place of business, you can take your jokes somewhere else."
He hung up.
:rofl:
I called him back and called him a weird liberal in my normal voice and he laughed his ass off.
I GOT him!!!
Edit: he made me pay for the pizza we had for dinner tonight. :-(
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GOPisEvil
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Wed Jun-29-05 07:23 PM
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1. ...you make Jesus vomit... |
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Wed Jun-29-05 07:24 PM
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2. You're good..you're good! |
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Wed Jun-29-05 07:27 PM
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LOL. I am now wishing I had my SO's office number...
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Bouncy Ball
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Wed Jun-29-05 07:28 PM
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5. You could also say "God told me to hate Democrats." |
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Or you could ask an innocent question, then when they answer it, screech "ARE YOU PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I'M CHRISTIAN????"
I love pretending to be a wacked out fundie repuke. It's so much fun.
I think tomorrow I'll call my good friend (also a liberal) and try it on her.
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Wed Jun-29-05 07:35 PM
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7. I used to do that in school |
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Picture a tall girl with long black hair, decked out in goth clothes, tons of silver jewelry and the obligatory spikes, combat boots, and black makeup. Acting fundie-esque.
I used to screw with people so hardcore.
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Wed Jun-29-05 07:27 PM
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Wed Jun-29-05 07:32 PM
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6. I started a joke that started the whole world laughing. |
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