And you are?.... And you're here for?......

[JimmyJazz]

Do tell :D

[progmom]

1. i am progmom. and every once in awhile i almost introduce myself

as progmom in real life. that's totally wrong, right?

:scared:

[SOteric]

61. I'm SOteric, sometimes called 'esso.'

And I'm here for the wit. Extra dry.

And the Martinis. Give or take a letter.

[qnr]

67. Man I'm dense... I was wondering why he hearted esso, I was thinking

pre-Exxon.

[eyepaddle]

2. I are "eyepaddle"

and I'm here to throw out some quips and witticisms.

It's what I do. :hi:

On edit: I am also hear to bore you all to distraction with stories of my favorite hobby/pursuit--paddling! B-)

[swag]

3. I came here to keep you busy.

[JimmyJazz]

5. It's working.

trust me :D

[swag]

9. Thanks for the report.

Now I'll probably get paid tomorrow.

[Left Is Write]

4. Do tell?

I'm LiW. I'm just here for the food.

[JimmyJazz]

6. I snarfed - thank you :-)

[Crazy Guggenheim]

7. I am C-G. I'm sure you are very honored by my presence.

[JimmyJazz]

14. But of course!

<-----CG and his minions :D

[Crazy Guggenheim]

15. You got it.

[merh]

8. I'm merh

Seeking sanctuary in the lounge. :freak:

Too many flame wars in GD! :scared:

Can I play in ya'll's playground? ;(

[progmom]

13. sorry babe - you're now a lounge lizard

:shrug: what can you do?

[merh]

28. Oops

I misread your post :blush:

Now I am excited that I am a lounge lizard! :bounce:

Thanks progmom! :hug:

Edited because I cannot read :silly:

[RevCheesehead]

17. Silly merh.

Stay out of GD - "it'll kill ya." :)

Come to the KOEB and revel in our snark. The world will seem right again. :loveya:

/edited for dyslexic keyboard.

[sparky_in_ma]

19. merh has succumbed to the lure of the lounge.

:D

[RevCheesehead]

27. It seems she's not the only one.

"women and cake." :spank:

[sparky_in_ma]

29. Hey...don't forget

whirled peas.:P

[RevCheesehead]

35. I think that's old-people's food.

You know, where they blend it all together, and you sip it through a straw.

[merh]

32. I like fun people!

:-) And I am tired of others promising to follow me from thread to thread. :-(

Can't I play?

[sparky_in_ma]

40. You are offically a lounge lizard.

Here's your decoder ring.

[merh]

41. Gee, thanks sparky!

:bounce: I will cherish it :hug:

Just as I cherish you, sparky! :loveya:

[sparky_in_ma]

42. : )

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

51. I. Love. You.

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[merh]

62. You made my night!

:hug: thank you so much!

I love you too :loveya:

[merh]

20. I do miss the KOEB snark

:-) Tomorrow, I will come snark with you all!

Thanks Rev :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

31. Catch the re-air of tonight if you can.

Keith was on the top of his game. And, he did a story on Moonlight Graham. :loveya:

[merh]

37. I will try and catch the replay tonight.

Thanks for the heads up! :hi:

:loveya:

[sparky_in_ma]

10. I am Sparky

I'm here for the women and cake. And world peace.:P

[JimmyJazz]

18. I think you mean whirled peas....

[sparky_in_ma]

26. Love that bumper sticker.

:P

[GOPisEvil]

11. The name is GOPisEvil and I'm here for the milk and cookies.

Oh, and nappie time.

[JimmyJazz]

21. Cookies! I got your cookies!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

24. Actually I'm here for the TastyKakes.

:D

[In_The_Wind]

12. I'm Joan Alpern and I'm here for the fun with DUers

:loveya:

[jandrok]

16. I am.......BATMAN!

I am here to make Gotham safe for all!

[MazeRat7]

22. Just a Rat in the Maze..... (n/t)

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. I'm Revolutionary_Acts04

Or Rev Acts, or Rev Axe, or Rev. I'm here because I feel like lounging in the lounge(:silly:) and maybe having a giggle or..... 10 billion. :P

[Wapsie B]

25. Someone said there's a free buffett during happy hour.

;-)

[usedtobesick]

30. I am usedtobesick and

my psychologist thought I should be less time with my invisible friends and more time with real people, wait... does this count? Are any of you real?

[sparky_in_ma]

34. My invisible friend says I'm real.

:shrug:

[Guy Fawkes]

33. Fawkes. Guy Fawkes.

And I'm here for the kittens.

[Redstone]

36. I'm tired. And I'm here for just a few more minutes.

Redstone

[JimmyJazz]

44. Waaaaaa? Say it ain't so!

:cry:

[Redstone]

47. it's true. Goodnight, JJ and all.

Redstone

[Willinois]

38. Will

A good time.

[JimmyJazz]

45. Welcome to DU

:hi:

[sniffa]

39. you know me.. and what i'm here for

LittLe heLp here?

[bigwillq]

43. bigwillq in da house!

I'm here to learn things from all you smart people (and to have a little fun along the way!):hi:

[indy_azcat]

46. indy. I would like to look at pics and post pad

Table for 2?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

49. I NEVER post pad.....

I am a firm believer that "LOL" is a legitimate post :crazy:

[indy_azcat]

50. .

:rofl:

[Orsino]

48. I am Orsino...

..and I'm here for the abortions and America-hating.

So far, I must say that I'm disappointed.

[dolo amber]

71. Me too!

And the hot man-on-man action...WHERE'S THE HOT MAN-ON-MAN ACTION?!? :grr:

[JimmyJazz]

79. I'm afraid this is all I have:

don't go getting too het up over it :D

[EstimatedProphet]

52. I am the Prophet (or so they say). I bring The Law.

Behold the Words of The Law:

1. Who We Are: Democratic Underground is an online community for Democrats and other progressives. Members are expected to be generally supportive of progressive ideals, and to support Democratic candidates for political office. Democratic Underground is not affiliated with the Democratic Party, and comments posted here are not representative of the Democratic Party or its candidates.
2. Civility: Treat other members with respect. Do not post personal attacks against other members of this discussion forum.
3. Content: Do not post messages that are inflammatory, extreme, divisive, incoherent, or otherwise inappropriate. Do not engage in anti-social, disruptive, or trolling behavior. Do not post broad-brush, bigoted statements.
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5. Forum Administration: Respect the moderators and administrators, and respect their decisions. You can help make their job easier by clicking the "Alert" link on any post that might need moderator attention. Please understand that moderating errors and inconsistencies are inevitable on a large website like this. If you have a question about DU policies, or if you have a concern about an action a moderator has taken, please contact an admin privately.
6. More Information: For a much longer, more detailed list of discussion forum rules, please click here.

May we be granted the wisdom to understand the words of The Law.

[JimmyJazz]

54. Sheesh! Ask a simple question......

:P

[cassandra uprising]

53. and you're here to see?

and you are?

*twiddles thumbs accordingly*

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

55. I am the Great and Powerful OZ

zy:



Got any doves?

[progmom]

64. .

:spray:

[Bok_Tukalo]

56. I am Bok and I am here to convince myself that I am normal after all

<ope>

[progmom]

58. keep trying!

:P

[Bok_Tukalo]

63. After the sniffa foot thread, I feel affirmed

<ope>

[progmom]

65. after this post

i feel mocked. :P

[JohnKleeb]

57. Kleeb

Just checking in before maybe heading out to do shit in a couple hours, you know "stuff"

[ghostsofgiants]

59. I'm primate1

<movie_reference src="American Pie 2">
Pussy, man, I'm here for the pussy.
</movie_reference>

I mean cats of course, no sex threads after all.

[micrometer_50]

60. I am Mr. Micrometer Underscore Fifty

And I am here to find common ground with other progressives.

So far, I have had 35 welcomes, thirteen :rofl:

Twenty-five :hi:

two PMs :pals:

and no :yourock:

[elshiva]

66. I am Richard Nixon/Dick Cheney.

[fluffernutter]

68. i am fluffernutter and i am here to fluff you up

:)

[MrSandman]

69. I am dirt, well , Sand, anyway....

And take occasional breaks from being productive.

[auntAgonist]

70. I'm auntAgonist

pay no attention, I'm just here for the duration.

[progmom]

72. i'm progmom

i'm a big auntAgonist fan. :loveya:

[auntAgonist]

73. and you're very sweet!

:loveya: hope you're doing well in this gawd awful heat and humidity.

:hug:

[progmom]

75. a/c and the ceiling fan are making life tolerable

but i really do better in spring and fall.

:)

[auntAgonist]

76. i love the fall!

and I'm so thankful for A/C.
I'm hoping the weather breaks this weekend, we're going to Canada to see my Daddy :)

[Chicago Democrat]

74. I want to help America from dying.

just like you

[Aristus]

77. I am Aristus, and I'm just here for the atmosphere and the refreshments.

B-)

[Chicago Democrat]

78. and the poopoo

and ca ca

[Misunderestimator]

80. I am omnipotent and I am here for you...

[JimmyJazz]

82. It's all about the toasters with you, isn't it?

:P

[Misunderestimator]

83. Only when I'm trying to be humorous...

I don't think it's working today though... I've been up since 2:30 this morning... :cry:

[JimmyJazz]

85. Ouch! Isn't it 4:00 a.m. where you are now?

Sheesh - You need to go back to bed, woman :D

[Misunderestimator]

86. It's 5:15 here...

I'm normally up at 4:45 every day, but now that I'm used to this schedule... I've been getting up earlier and earlier... Not good.

[Mutley]

81. I am Mutley

And I am here to laugh at everyone else's fabulous wit!

[progmom]

87. yer pretty damn wiity yourself

if you don't mind me saying...

[Mutley]

88. heehee

thanks! Not as much as some of these guys though :rofl:

[Burma Jones]

84. new_beawr, and I'm here to be ignored I think.......

[Mutley]

89. I'm ignoring you I'm ignoring you I'm ignoring you

Lol not really. :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

90. aw, that's not true.....

:hug:

You're just on the quieter side.

[Magrittes Pipe]

91. I am Count Sexula, and I am here to love you down all night, baby.

[Debbi801]

92. I am debbi801, I come here for the entertainment...

And to give me an excuse not to work. :hi:

[Beware the Beast Man]

93. I am Beware the Beast Man.

I am a Capricorn, from Ohio, and I've been here 1 year and 3 months.

[Trigger Hippie]

94. I'm BushIsAPooHead.

But you can call me BiaPH. Please not Poo Head. :)

I'm here for the witty repartee and ambiguous sexuality. ;)

[caty]

95. I am tired

and I'm here to get some rest. shhhhhh:boring:

[velvet]

96. I am velvet

And I am here to scroll. This is gunna be one of them looooong threads, isn't it?

[redqueen]

97. I'm redqueen

and I'm here to enjoy your amazing collection of smileys! :hi:

[toey]

98. i'm toey

and i'm a newbie and i llllllike it!!!

[JimmyJazz]

103. Welcome to DU!

:hi:

[djeseru]

99. djeseru, usually here for the lurking...

...but am having a posting spree for the past week.

[steely]

100. I'm steely.

I am here to learn, to help, to stay in touch, to marvel at the arguments, to chuckle at the jokes, etc. etc.

Glad to meet you guys.

[ScreamingMeemie]

101. I am MrsGrumpy...I am here for procrastinatory reasons...

The rest, I'm not sure about. :hi: :hug:

[donheld]

102. I am Donheld

And i am here for the glory! :eyes:

[BreweryYardRat]

104. I'm seawolf

And I'm here for fun, good discussion, and, in the words of Conan the Barbarian, "...your handsome women!"