Jara sang
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:15 PM
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Yvr girl needs a massage. |
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Are you up to the task? Serious inquiries only.
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:17 PM
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1. I would offer my services but.... |
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one of the secretaries at work will only loan me out to my wife.
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RevolutionaryActs
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:17 PM
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2. No, because I need one too. |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:53 PM
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19. Are you going to remove your shoes or do you want me to do it? |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:58 PM
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I don't have shoes on. :P
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KeepItReal
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:18 PM
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3. I'm ready to roll.... just tell me where and when... |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:20 PM
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4. Yvr girl is not alone. |
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I have this kink in my neck.....
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:21 PM
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5. OK, I've gotta fire up the Gulfstream... DU'ers in need! |
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Anybody got a G-5 I can borrow??
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yvr girl
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:23 PM
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7. I'll be eternally grateful |
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Do you have strong hands?
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KeepItReal
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:24 PM
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9. Never gotten any complaints... Just tell me how you want it |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:24 PM
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10. Keep it Real or Dbaker, come on down. |
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I was actually thinking of finding a masseuse in the morning.
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:29 PM
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If I can talk the judge out of jury duty....
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:44 PM
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16. Grab a map of the US. |
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Look right in the middle. That would be me in beautiful Kansas City!
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:57 PM
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20. I was actually in St. Louis for a few months this year.... |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:22 PM
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6. I have the BEST HANDS IN TOWN. Bar none. Period. |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:24 PM
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8. I'm willing to conduct a review |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:25 PM
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11. I'm oversexed as it is...don't tempt me...... |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:27 PM
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12. Sometimes a massage is... |
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:30 PM
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14. Sometimes a guy is just a guy :) |
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All we think about is....
Well. You know.
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:34 PM
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15. Well there's no harm in thinking |
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I have a major knot, so I'd probably even moan a little.
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:44 PM
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17. Yvr girl and scout are not alone. |
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I have sore spot on my upper right arm (mouse ache?) and a sore upper back (boobs cause that one). Need help with massage. My kids sat on me, which helped a little.
I gotta find a masseuse.
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Wed Jun-29-05 11:46 PM
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18. Wow this is really bad |
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Where are my DU brothas - ah, I mean Masseuses?? All these ladies in need.
That is not right.
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