Help the White House come up with a good name for the draft

[Goldmund]

We all know they don't like calling things what they actually are: "No Child Left Behind", "The Clean Skies Initiative", "Social Security Reform", etc.

So what will they call the draft?

The Persian Safari Program?
Affordable Housing Abroad?
The Gulf Cruise (fireworks included)?

[JVS]

1. GI Bill 2.0: Free College for All!

[Sanity Claws]

2. Good citizen service

What you can do for your country service

[BOSSHOG]

3. You can help Maintain a FREE REPUBLIC

and be the Foundation for Heritage in America today.

Criminal Record? No Education? Christian Conservative closeted homosexual? No problem. Waivers available. Give us a call, we'll come get you.

[Mizmoon]

4. The Full Employment Act

Because no American should be without work!

:P

[Richardo]

Bingo.

:thumbsup:

[deadparrot]

5. Something, er, "chalk full" of gung-ho nationalism...

the "Freedom Patrol," the "Liberty Police," or some such nonsense.

[Parche]

6. Draft

Operation Iran Freedom
Guns and Roses in the Sand
Camp Patriot
Joey Lawrence of Arabia
Like SANDS through the Hourglass

[KamaAina]

7. PNAC World Tour 2005

with really cool tour jackets reading:

Fallujah: April 2005
Al-Qaim: June 2005
Tehran: December 2006 (can't risk those mideterm elections, now can we?)

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

8. Assisted volunteerism

[Zuni]

9. Bush's Youth Field Education Program

[johnnie]

10. Operation sorrysucker

Operation TobyNugent

[orleans]

11. Tropical Getaway

[jmm]

12. No Child Left Unconscipted or

Uncle Sam's Welfare to Work Program

[mzteris]

13. Save Social Security

by eliminating future recipients ......

[NoSheep]

14. The "Oh Shit! My Kid's Too Rich to go-Loophole Proving Ground"

[Mojambo]

15. Americans are suckers for reality show garbage

This Fall on Fox...

Military Idol!