UrbScotty
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:04 PM
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Tomorrow being Canada Day... Let's bash the Not-So-Great White North! |
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America has Howard Dean. Canada has Elvis Costello.
:evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:06 PM
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:06 PM
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2. but they gave us Celine Dion |
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they should be nuked for that alone
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:09 PM
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However, I have trouble with the national anthem. I start off fine, but for some reason, I always end up with this:
"Oh, Canada! How lovely are thy branches..."
Not quite right.
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:09 PM
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4. Liberation for Quebec! |
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The sick Frankenstein monster that is Greater Ontario must die!
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:11 PM
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5. With their flapping heads all full of lies......... |
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Sheila: Times have changed Our kids are getting worse They won't obey their parents They just want to fart and curse! Sharon: Should we blame the government? Liane: Or blame society? Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV? Sheila: No, blame Canada Everyone: Blame Canada Sheila: With all their beady little eyes And flappin' heads so full of lies Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada Sheila: We need to form a full assault Everyone: It's Canada's fault! Sharon: Don't blame me For my son Stan He saw the darn cartoon And now he's off to join the Klan! Liane: And my boy Eric once Had my picture on his shelf But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself! Sheila: Well, blame Canada Everyone: Blame Canada Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong Since Canada came along Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer, it's a-true Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue Everyone: Should we blame the matches? Should we blame the fire? Or the doctors who allowed him to expire? Sheila: Heck no! Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too Everyone: Blame Canada Shame on Canada Ohhh... The smut we must stop The trash we must bash Laughter and fun Must all be undone We must blame them and cause a fuss Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:14 PM
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JVS
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:16 PM
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7. Ah Tim Horton's, the McDonalds of Ontario's cultural imperialism! |
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I wave my buttocks at these silly English pig-dogs.
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:18 PM
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There's a pimple on those buttocks, my friend:)
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:19 PM
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10. Then you may suck the pus from it |
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Edited on Thu Jun-30-05 02:19 PM by JVS
:-)
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:21 PM
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13. I'll send Yakov Smirnoff right over! |
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:16 PM
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8. I can forgive them anything! Hayden Christensen is da bomb! |
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He makes up for Peter Jennings and Lorne Greene. Almost.
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:20 PM
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12. But he was seduced by the dark side of the force! |
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:19 PM
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11. A guy I knew grew up in Canada and I grew up in MA. ... |
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He said he used to be able to shoot his rifle in any direction and be sure of not hitting anyone. I told him I had a gun like that once.
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:26 PM
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14. Canada leading the world |
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in being just north of America.
Canada is great because of Vancouver, B.C., Whistler/Blackcomb,
and a bunch of great DU posters, salute.
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:27 PM
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I took a driving vacation in Canada-- Nova Scotia, to be precise.
On Canada Day, 1989, I blundered into one of the most amazing experiences of my life: a Gathering of the Clans in Pugwash, NS, a little town that had a population of a couple thousand. I venture to guess that on that day it was at least half that again, and every one of the excess people was wearing a kilt.
Not only that, but a significant percentage of those were doing very strange things: Highland clog dancing, trying to throw telephone poles (a/k/a "turning the caber"), and playing bagpipes. Perhaps the saddest sight in the world was a piper looking for a quiet place to practice, lurking behind someone's garage.
The road signs in Pugwash were bilingual. The second language wasn't French, it was Gaelic.
So, happy Canada day to everyone north of Dumbfuckistan!
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:28 PM
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Thu Jun-30-05 02:29 PM
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17. Canadians seem like such peaceful types, but put a pair of |
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hockey skates on them, and it's "Fook, Marcel, I reepa you head off and merde down you neck, eh?"
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Thu Jun-30-05 10:51 PM
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Thu Jun-30-05 10:53 PM
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19. Oh no, Canadians are so nice and the country is so beautiful |
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We can't bash them (can we?)
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Thu Jun-30-05 11:14 PM
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Edited on Thu Jun-30-05 11:15 PM by ih8thegop
We can find some dirt on them! :D
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Thu Jun-30-05 10:54 PM
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I just thought they had seasons...
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