MarianJack
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Thu Jun-30-05 03:41 PM
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A Non-Derogatory Funny Southerner Joke! |
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There was a beautiful Southern Belle who had never been more than 20 miles from her home in Mississippi, so for her 30th birthday her whole family sprang for a 2 week vacation in San Francisco.
On the night she came back, everybody came over to hear about her trip.
She said" Out there, they have men who kiss other men on the LIPS, and they call them GAYS!"
The family said "DO TELL!"
"And they have women who kiss other women on the LIPS, and they call them LESBIANS!"
"DO TELL!"
And then she whispered "They have men out there who will kiss a woman, you know, down there below the waist!"
"DO TELL, and what do they call them?"
"Well honey, after I caught my breath I called him PRECIOUS!!!!!"
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Thu Jun-30-05 03:43 PM
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Thu Jun-30-05 03:45 PM
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heard it a million times but I know people like that from back home
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Thu Jun-30-05 03:48 PM
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3. This Mississippian thought that was funny! |
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