If You Were Sitting Across From O'Reilly During An Interview You'd Be:

[KittyWampus]

How can ANYONE sit across from the jerk and carry on an "interview" or "discussion"?

[JVS]

1. Holding a falafel

[kedrys]

2. Other: all of the above

Go large! :D

[wtmusic]

3. Feeling a sudden uncontrollable urge

to urinate

[deadparrot]

4. Admittedly, I don't do well

with people screaming in my face. I'd have trouble restraining myself.

[edbermac]

5. I'd be smart enough not to go on his show...

[Initech]

6. Other: Trying to get my hands around his chicken neck

Pretty much in the same way that Homer Simpson strangles Bart whenever Bart screws up.

[biscotti]

7. I would slap Duct Tape

on his mouth.

[bbernardini]

8. Other: Being taken away by police after I punch his face over and over...

...until my fist comes out the back of his head. The same thing would apply if Ann Coulter was sitting there.

[nickgutierrez]

9. I would mock him.

There's nothing a bully hates more than being mocked.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

10. projectile vomiting eom

[Ikonoklast]

11. Just sit and stare and not say a word

See how long it would take for his head to explode because I won't go on a ego trip with him as captain.

[Shredr]

12. I just watched his interview with Wes Clark

First of all, I didn't even know Wes had gone over the the dark side. I guess it's good that he's on Fox, as if their audience will listen.

Watching Bill pontificate about how bad the French economy is and all the other BS he spewed, I just wanted to deck him.

Clark was brilliant.

[against all enemies]

13. Reaching in my pocket for a vibrator to show the audience

when he starts that "I'm so smart shit". Hey Bill, you suck.