Sigh....It's still too bad that Jesus died

[MrScorpio]

If he was alive today, we wouldn't be saddled with all of these Goddddamned fundamentalist christians

[Kraklen]

1. Yeah, he must be rolling over in his grave.

[Spider Jerusalem]

2. From Bill Hicks:

"If Jesus had lived in the 20th century, all the Christians would be wearing little electric chair pendants."

[MrScorpio]

4. It's really a shame that Hicks died

We really need that guys these days

[ismnotwasm]

3. I thought he came back to life?

How come he didn't stay and do the tax collector throw down on those assholes.

[MrScorpio]

6. Don't worry, when he comes back.. He's gonna be really pissed

It won't be a good day to be a fundie, I tell ya

[Kraklen]

7. He was killed in a grease fire.

involving a deep fat fried turkey.

Then there was the third coming of Jesus, but again he died. Tasered by police officers after a rowdy Judas Priest concert.

[bridgit]

5. but he is risen friend...

& he loves you & me :loveya: this i believe it :thumbsup:

[MrScorpio]

8. Jesus loves ya, Baby!

:loveya:

[bridgit]

9. :smile: :wink:

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[lastknowngood]

10. Really1 I think we should pay for our own damn sins.

n/t

[RevCheesehead]

11. (psst... let me tell you a secret)

He IS alive, and is well aware of what those folks are up to. The last I heard, he told me to leave that to God to sort out, and just try to go on loving others, no matter what they do.

O8)