Why spend $87 billion in Iraq?

[Hubert Flottz]

To build several state of the art new pyramids for the BOOOOSH Royal Family! King Nut wants Poppy to get the works when he bites the dust! The Gawds told King Nutuncommon to build even grander ones than the old outdated pyramids in Egypt!

Brown&Root was the lowball bidder on the top secret pyramid contract! B&R was the only bidder that knew the job was up for bids, for some undisclosed reason! "The Bin Laden Construction Company is going to be the biggest subcontractor", reports High Priest KKKarl Rave! High Priest James Bakker III said, "It's time to let companies from other countries in on the rebuilding boom in Iraq too!"

[meegbear]

1. Forget to take your lithium this morning?

[Hubert Flottz]

2. I don't take false drugs!

But I did stay at a Holliday Inn last night!

[catmandu57]

3. I think it's more like 160 bil

That 87 was an add on, won't be long before they're back begging for more. The thing is these fuckwads aren't even contrite when they come begging, they just demand.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Ask And Yee Shall Recieve!

When there is 0 balance of power in the government! The will of the people is not a factor! None of the Rich people will pay a dime, but they will reap ALL the bennies! More and more crooks are giving money to Bush because they see what it has bought for people like Kenny Lay, who donated Mega-Bucks in 2000! America is an ever deepening cesspool under the Chimp!

[ProudGerman]

5. Pyramids are cool

They have mystical powers oooOOOooooOOOooOOOOOOOOO

[Hubert Flottz]

6. BOOoooOOoooSH has sweeping secret mystical powers!

But brain power ain't one of them!

[emad]

7. Junior's clearly been at the embalming fluid if he thinks a new

Valley of the Kings is the right place to bury Poppy to make him a Mummy....

He could, of course, commission that great Brit artist Damien Hirst, to produce a one-off sarcophagus in that inimical neo-impressionist style of his, like the one of that disinterred sheep suspended in a see-thru tank of formaldehyde, in the Satchi gallery in London.

Now wouldn't that be a fair alternative for Poppy's final resting place? Located at the new Haliburton Gallery of Contemporary Arts in Schwartzenneger Square, the place would quickly pay for itself as fair and balanced people from all over the globe queue up to pay to see a stuffed Bush...They might even get their $87 billion back within a few weeks...

On edit:

Away from the flock:
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Museum/4686/sheep.html

[Hubert Flottz]

8. Kinda' like a disneyworld in Iraq for the fair und un-balanced!

They'd have to pay the Iraqi people Union Scale to weep for the Mummy F---ers!