The Sputtering Sputnik of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[slinkerwink]

"Haha, it's a fine day, isn't it, folks? I just love placing da blame on da soldiers on that ship when I wore my flightsuit there. It sure made my weenie look big, doncha think?"

[soupkitchen]

1. Portrait of "The Joke that isn't a Joke"

[slinkerwink]

2. doesn't he look airbrushed to you?

I distinctly remember there being more red spots on his face....how mysterious that his skin looks clearer now...

[ForrestGump]

3. ET phone home. Home phone. Hoooome. ET phone home.

Beeeeee good.

[slinkerwink]

4. I keep thinking Bush needs to be in his natural habitat

like the rainforest....oh, wait....he's a conservative. My bad.

[phatkatt]

5. "OK, so a towelhead, a wetback, and a yid walk into a bar ..."

.

[cosmicdot]

6. W is saying: ... and, in a nutshell ... that's how you grow the economy

... with a jobless recovery ... don't you see ... it's so simple, that even I almost understand it even without Dick and Karl using the apples and oranges on the felt board ... and when American soldiers and soldiers of fortune die, that means we're smoking them out and stuff ... we're hot on their trail ... we're not leaving Iraq until all your money is given over to Halliburton and Bechtel, and not a day sooner ... don't you see? It's as plain as the gin blossom on my face ... so God Bless and Amen and Under God and stuff ...

[skip fox]

7. "But a lot of people say they don't understand. What's to understand, I

wanna know? I mean, like the evil doers are in Iraq, so we had to be there. You don't think we'd go to Cleveland if the evil doers were in Iraq, do you? Geez. That would be just plain stupid. So we got that all cleared up. Now, about those tax cuts. Like it's your money to begin with, right? And you're not evil doers. You're American taxpayers. So you can fight evil doers with a taxcut cause you're on our side. Get it? . . . Boy, sometimes I think that some people just don't WANT to understand."