Where is the strangest place you have had SEX

[corarose]

Here goes mine.

Punk Rock Days:

Dance floor of a club with a guy from a punk rock band that led to a 3 day love fest back in his room. He was from England and he had a week off in Chicago and I told he that I would show him the town.

We drank a bit started dancing on the dance floor and I had a skirt on that was slit up to my under ware with stocking and a garter belt on. The next thing that I can remember is getting real close to a beautiful blonde guy from the Angelic Upstarts and well it led to a 3 day ordeal back in his room.

[bif]

1. On a sand dune

n/t

[JVS]

2. That would be the butt, bob.

Sorry, had to make the joke.

[DoNotRefill]

5. Great minds think alike

[JVS]

11. I finally saw that clip on TV a few months ago.

I had read about it in "the straight dope"

Then I saw the newlywed set and the announcer saying "For the last time ever see the funniest TV blooper of the newlywed game." I told everyone in the house to gather round because a great TV moment was about to occur. It was great.

:toast:

[Screaming Lord Byron]

3. Basingstoke.

Never again.

[mr blur]

49. Hey, me too!

unlikely to happen again, though

[Screaming Lord Byron]

78. Hang on... you're name's not Flossy by any chance, is it?

[mr blur]

105. No...

... not any more!

[Screaming Lord Byron]

110. Good. So long as it's not Shorty-Greasy-Spot-Spot

[DoNotRefill]

4. "That'd be in the butt, Bob..."

Sorry....Newlywed Game reference... ;-)

[Blue-Jay]

43. Took my answer, dammit!

Honestly, I'd have to say on stage (sans audience, of course) at my college's recital hall.

Other notables: hotel balcony, college classroom, canoe, library, and the office of my former boss. (that's not why I no longer work there, BTW)

[Paragon]

86. Her actual verboten response was...

"In the ass?"

[arcane1]

6. hmmm... strange, or just cool...?

there's Maymont Park after midnight (VA DUers might be the only ones who know...)

Hatteras island, on the beach :loveya:

underneath a life-sized Brachiosaurus

California :silly:

[VelmaD]

7. Under a bridge...

across the street from a park in broad daylight with kids riding by on their bikes. It rocked.

[corarose]

12. We have some things in common

Packed night club on the dance floor with tons of people around.

It rocked!

[Rowdyboy]

8. In a jocks room in the

athletic wing of the dorm. He was REALLY drunk.

[Langis]

9. Hottub

Will 4 other people in it, and no they didn't know we were doing it.

[foxy]

92. A hot tub was great

But the night surrounding that memory was the greatest thrill of all.

Thanks for the reminder. I needed that.

:)

[Red State Rebel]

10. On The Bathroom Floor....

While Grandma was in the living room.

[brainshrub]

13. Warning...not for the kids

Spring Break 1994. I was working on a huge out-door stage just before another wet t-shirt contest. There was an open trap-door in the middle of the stage. Jumped below the stage to see..

ON EDIT: Forget it. I don't want to get bumped from DU. I deleted it. If you realy must know what happened, send me a PM.

[brainshrub]

24. You people are sick!

I have gotten 5 PMs asking me to go into the lurid details. I should have it done in about 15 minutes.

[JVS]

32. What is the hold up?!?!?!? It is nearly 6 pm!

You should have finished and sent it by now!

[JVS]

33. Ah. I have mail!

What an inspirational story!

[brainshrub]

36. Your welcome. You understand why I didn't publicly post it?

It is an inspiring story tho'. It would make a great after-school porno-special.

Narrator: "He was just your average college-student working during Spring Break. Who would have thought he could get lucky in such an unexpected way?"

[KG]

14. SEX? a fading memory....

it's fun and sticky, right? normally involves another human being?

[slinkerwink]

15. in a japanese teahouse outdoors in the middle of winter

It was so cold, and my ex, Bren, and I were in this small japanese teahouse. You could see the snow covering the entire landscape. I had on a long, brown woolen skirt at the time and Bren kept shivering. So I sat on his lap and hugged him. Haha, then he got excited and we had sex right there on the bench inside the teahouse. It was very romantic and very thrilling because it was the first time I'd ever had sex outside.

*sigh*

[TrogL]

16. Thought we had one of these not long ago

In the middle of some bushes in a park surrounded by a Cub Scout pack (no, they didn't know we were there).

[corarose]

17. I once took a guys shirt off with my teeth a button at a time

Here is goes.

Nightclub in Wisconsin drinking Champaign & Eating Chocolates.

We had a wreck and we had to rent a bunch of hotel rooms in East Troy Wisconsin.

The guy was from Australia and I knew him. We got drunk in the club and well hell. I took his shirt off with my teeth and we got in the car and had a wreck.
The next thing I knew we were in a closet in the hotel room and I torn his undershirt off, I mean I literally ripped it into two pieces.

Hot wild sex the whole night need I say more.

[Syncronaut Seven]

23. I've been watching your posts today corarose

You need a cold shower... SOON! ;)

[corarose]

27. Boy could I tell you the stories that would make your hair stand up

Just kidding! Then again maybe not!

[Rainbowreflect]

18. On a golf course & I don't even golf.

[Forkboy]

99. I hope you raked your lie afterwards

that would suck to have to hit your golf ball from some guys butt crevice in the bunker :)

[Nikia]

19. On an open boat on a lake

My husband's grandfather has a house on a small lake. He also has a boat. We were visiting him with my husband's parents before we were married and were having trouble finding a time and place to be "togther" We took the boat out to a not so busy place, stopped it, and had sex. We noticed some other people, but I don't know if they noticed us. When we got close to shore, I jumped in the water because his parents were waiting for us and I had some "evidence" on my swim suit.

[Robb]

44. Similar experience

With the woman who would later be known as Mrs. Robb....

Drifting is a bastard, however. By the time we emerged from below the gunwales we found ourselves no longer in a secluded spot on the lake. Cheers erupted from shore. ;)

[regnaD kciN]

80. That reminds me of the story...

...of the enthusiastic young newlyweds honeymooning in Paris. While driving through the Bois de Boulogne, they found themselves "in the mood," and, having nowhere else to go, pulled the car off the road, climbed under it (this was in the 1920s, when cars had a lot of ground clearance), and got down to business.

Things were going quite well until they suddenly heard the indignant voice of a Parisian gendarme (sounding, one would hope, not entirely unlike Inspector Clouseau), inquiring, "What is the meaning of this???"

Thinking quickly, the husband improvised, "Well, officer, my automobile broke down, and I'm under here repairing it."

The policeman was unimpressed. "Monsieur, I can give you three reasons why you are not repairing your automobile."

"First of all, you are facing the wrong way."

"Second, you are surrounded by a crowd of cheering Frenchmen, shouting Vive le sport!"

"And, third...your automobile has been stolen."

;-)

[Aristus]

20. Either in the woods outside of Cedarville,New Jersey

on Thanksgiving, or a tanning bed in a tanning parlour in a small town in Germany, at midnight, no less.

I've had a few adventures. :-)

[VelmaD]

29. Hey you...

haven't seen you in ages. :hi:

Nice answers btw.

[Aristus]

31. Hey there, Vel. Been busy. Nice to know you've missed me.

I hang out here when I can. :hi:

[Syncronaut Seven]

21. Houston

.

[Caution]

22. Here are a few

1.) 10th floor of the library at the University of Massachusetts Amherst
2.) Elevator of a hotel (glass elevator on outside of building but overlooking a harbor)
3.) A couple of different beaches in Nahant
4.) Fire exit (sort of a foyer) of a dormitory at Umass
5.) Couch in the living room while may parents were eating breakfast in the kitchen up a short flight of steps (very quiiiiet sex :)

[av8rdave]

25. Not me, but had a couple join the mile high club on one of my

flights.

The flight attendant told me about it - said she was walking to the aft galley when a very flustered and sheepish looking couple came out of the aft lavatory. She pointed them out to me as they were deplaning.

I was tempted, but didn't say anything. We used to give out first flight certificates that the flight crew would sign. I think mile high induction certificates would be a nice touch. Customer relations and all that.

av8rdave

[CO Liberal]

26. Las Vegas, Nevada

Believe me, Las Vegas is just about the strangest place on earth.

:-)

[Emboldened Chimp]

28. On a steep hill

at 2 in the morning in the middle of winter in CT. Strange, but fun.

[TrogL]

30. Wildlife preserves

One with a herd of buffalo watching another with a herd of elk. Both times darkness fell while we were busy and the herd kinda snuck up on us.

[Bucky]

34. College. 50 yard line of local Catholic HS football field

In college. On the 50 yard line of the local Catholic HS football field. My daughter may have been conceived there, in fact. I should point out that this happened after hours and not during a game.

[TrogL]

37. You've left yourself wide open here

(triple pun acknowledged)

I can't say it.

[DoNotRefill]

35. In a funeral home at 4 am...

and yes, the woman was alive at the time.

Don't ask..... ;-)

[Lady Freedom]

38. Hehehe!

If anyone wants to know mine,they can PM me! hehehe! I doubt it though.

[Lady Freedom]

39. That's one!

hehe!

[Leftist78]

40. onstage

well...sort of. We were behind a back-line of amps while one of the other bands was playing. I only know of about 3 people who saw anything so I'm not sure how wild that really is.

[hussar]

41. In a public park in Germany

and in the same room as my buddy he of course pretended to be asleep, in the obligatory car on many occasions.

Bed...boring pah!

[jus_the_facts]

42. announcer's box of an arena.....

...yeah a *rodeo* arena no less..yeeeefuk'nhaaaaa.....and the upstairs loft of a night club with people all around...a nice ride that was too! :evilgrin:

[arcane1]

45. on the same night?

:evilgrin:

[jus_the_facts]

47. uhm no.....

....years apart actually...but...there was that time....well I'll just leave it at that!! :evilgrin:

[rucky]

46. Sculpture Garden

up against a big red squiggly thing.

[WindRavenX]

48. In the backseat of a Mitsubishi Gallant

That takes MAD skills to do, btw....}(

[mr blur]

50. Really?

There was a beautiful guy in the Angelic Upstarts?

[HEyHEY]

51. On top of a deep freeze

it was cold at first..:-)

[Lady Freedom]

54. I beat you!

Mine is very strange!

[Xithras]

52. Cemetary mausoleum

Yes, she was alive ;)

[blm]

61. Me, too. In Cleveland...

right alongside the site of Karl Rove's rolemodel - Mark Hanna.

[Forkboy]

100. Same here

cemetary on a hill looking out over the town.

[Stone Cold]

53. I've been deprived....

....on this thing called sex. :( :( :( being a 21 year-old cute ( http://profiles.yahoo.com/highflying_rey_mysterio ) male, it's tough listening to my friends talk about great "banging" stories when I have none of my own. :( I don't know why I'm still a virgin either, I know it's not religious based, maybe I'm afraid now because of lack of experience? Who knows. :(

[prolesunited]

56. Left or right side?

I would recommend finding an older woman and asking her to train you. :evilgrin:

[Stone Cold]

57. um, i'm the cute one on the right ;) next to my twin bro

[prolesunited]

58. LOL!

I guess I didn't look close enough. You're both kinda cute and have a nice athletic build.

Is your brother having sex? Have you had a girlfriend? Are you really shy? Have you tried to have sex and the girl turned you down?

Feel free not to answer any of these questions, but you brought it up. :D

[Stone Cold]

60. nah...

...my bro is in the same boat as I am. And yes, I am REALLY shy, had a few gf's, sex was never brought up in the relationship(kinda weird actually), guess I dated the conservative girls (one ex-gf voted for Dubya x()....we're only "kinda cute?" lol jk ;) :)

[prolesunited]

65. Well, there's your problem right there

WHAT are you doing with conservative girls, especially ones who vote for Bush. :puke:

Liberal women are definitely more intelligent, hotter and more fun to be with all around. What part of the country do you live in? Are you in college or working?

I'm sure it will happen for you when the time is right. For the first time, I would recommend making it special and with someone you really care about. The banging stories can always come later. :evilgrin:

[Stone Cold]

66. you're right....

...liberal women are more intelligent. this one was a blonde floozy. I live in the american mid-west in the (not so) great state of minnesota. as far as the first time, I don't care if it's with someone special. I just wanna get laid. LOL :evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

69. Well if you are hanging out with guys talking about BANGING all night

Most girls aren't gonna wanna have anything to do with you.

[prolesunited]

70. Hmm...

I though you said you were REALLY shy? LOL! Stay away — far away — from the blonde floozies, no matter how desperate you are.

There are a number of posters here from Minnesota, but I think they're all older. Maybe they have daughters or nieces, though. Whoops, strike that. If they read your last post, you ain't getting anywhere near them. LOL!

Good luck! I hope your dreams come true soon. :D

[Stone Cold]

76. hey...

....if there are any sisters, daughters, or nieces I could get here in MN, tell her to email me. ;) :evilgrin:

[Cat Atomic]

55. Probably in the ear.

[grannylib]

59. On the counter in the back room of a convenience store...

with the guy I was dating at the time (who introduced me to the man I married *lol*)

[Lady Freedom]

62. That comes close to my little ...uh... well you know!

:evilgrin:

[picus9]

63. In a va..va..vagina.

[FDRrocks]

64. Lost my virginity in the back of a VW Beetle...

thats probably the oddest place. I know, I'm lame.

[EV1Ltimm]

67. target

:evilgrin:

[Interrobang]

68. Heh heh heh...

Mine was in a consuite bathroom. Which convention, and when, I ain't tellin'. The humourous aspect of the thing far outweighed the actual sexual pleasure therein, though. I've fooled around (not "sex" in the strictest sense of the term) in some mighty weird places, though, not the least of which being a museum, and on a hillside in Northern Ontario during an SCA event. I was wearing a ">houppelande at the time. Those big sleeves can hide a multitude of sins! :)

[mr_hat]

71. Medical testing lab. >

Tubes of various bodily fluids lay vulnerable all about.

[Vespasian]

72. Vacuum. 'Nuff said.

And no, that doesn't mean I had sex WITH a vacuum!

Although now that I mention it...

[prolesunited]

75. Don't do it, man!

Male genital injuries from external trauma. British Journal of Urology. 57(4):467-70, 1985 Abstract
External trauma from a variety of causes, some unusual and bizarre, affect the male genitalia. Certain injuries are more common, have more severe consequences, or their management may be controversial. Seventy male genital injuries from external trauma are reported and include vacuum cleaner injuries, fracture of penis and the tourniquet syndrome.

Benson RC Jr.
Vacuum cleaner injury to penis: a common urologic problem?. Urology. 25(1):41-4, 1985
Abstract
" Erotic stimulation by the use of vacuum cleaners or electric brooms appears to be a common form of masturbation. Unfortunately, and contrary to apparent public appreciation, injury due to this form of autostimulation may not be unusual. Five cases of significant penile trauma resulting from this form of masturbation are presented, with a spectrum of severe injuries, including loss of the glans penis. "

http://www.urbanlegends.com/sex/vacuum_wanking_cite.html

[Vespasian]

77. Hilarious!

I know, I know, it was just a joke. I think I've actually seen that website before, too!

[camero]

83. Sorry, I couldn't do that

They don't make the tube big enough. :P

[bikebloke]

73. Behind a bar during a party

And another time (different woman) in the middle of a grapefruit orchard.

[phrenzy]

74. OWI

Open Wound Intercourse

[Kat45]

79. In the living rm of a halfway house for mentally retarded young men

No, not with one of the residents. I was with the guy who worked the overnight shift at the home. We were on the couch in the living room, and speakers connected to the bedrooms were emitting the sounds of the residents' breathing/snoring. A bit weird.

[regnaD kciN]

81. Standing up, against an outdoor rock-climbing wall...

...on a college campus while a party was going on in the building next door.

Yes, a number of people walked past us entering or leaving the building, but it was pretty dark out and I don't think anyone saw us.

[camero]

82. maybe not strangest

But in my semi, while the truck was getting unloaded. One of the people who unloaded told me when I got outside that he fell from the truck rocking.

[populistmom]

84. On a shrimp boat somewhere

Oh wait, it's just a little fantasy of mine. In reality, I'd have to say a car probably. It's amazing how small of cars you can manage to do it in. Ironically now, I have a big minivan and it's never even been "christianed" shall we say.

[Piperay]

85. KMart parking lot

in board daylight with people all around. :evilgrin:

EDIT: No one saw, not that I am aware of anyway. :shrug:

[onebigbadwulf]

87. Few

1. On top of a 4 story building at UC san diego, in the middle of the day, bending her over the safety wall, watching all the other students walk by

2.a car in the parking lot at disneyland... with families walking by

3. in the apt complex hot tub in the rain... no one walking by but probably spying

4. on my roommate's bed... i couldnt resist he was a dikface

5. on my roommate's brand new nissan Z in the middle of an open apartment complex parking garage... he was a makor dikface

[prolesunited]

90. Was it a bluelight special?

:silly:

[Loonman]

88. Back of a VW Bug

No foolin'.

[Fish Eye]

103. another one

here but...did the cops pull up on you???

[Eroshan]

89. Strangest place?

well that would be for you to decide. At a nightclub, sitting in a booth. College darkroom with other people in there. A graveyard at 3:00am on a huge granite crypt. In a boiler room at work. Oral sex in a hammock.

[Iverson]

91. Planet Earth

definitely.

[Zero Gravitas]

93. does whacking off in the woods

with another boy when I was 12 count?

[piece sine]

94. at dawn...

in a holly grove on Fire Island, while walking my friend's dog...

[Bertha Venation]

95. Going South on the 405 at 60 MPH

[Tyler Durden]

96. Same for me!

She was wearing a "french maid" outfit and made up as "Magenta" from Rocky Horror (I was in a ratty tail coat made up like "Riffraff").

We were at a Halloween party given by a gay friend, and we were the only straight couple there. I didn't notice the crotchless panties until she unzipped me right on the dance floor....well you can guess the rest.

VERY kinky.

[roughsatori]

97. Someone performed oral sex on me in the Empire State Building's Elevator

The performance earned a standing ovation from me. It was during my punk rock days. We got in at the top of the Empire State building elevator and vowed we wouldn't stop until I had an orgasm, even if the guards came (pardon the pun).

I forgot all about that experience until I read your question.

[MissMillie]

98. front seat of a honda civic hatchback

my son was conceived there.

Afterward my son was born, my health insurance company sent me one of those forms to clarify the expense from the hospital. Mind you, the statement said "Labor and Delivery" and "Nursery" right on it, and they sent me a form asking me if the medical treatment was necessary due to a car accident.

So, I said "yes".

Let them figure it out.

[Braden]

101. Salt Lake City

felt like I was in a different universe.

Oh and the sex was good.

[DEM FAN]

102. Well Let Me Get Back To You On That. When I Have My First Time You

Will Know Where. :-)

[Terran]

104. On the front steps of a church

Okay, it was just making out, maybe a little fondling. Okay, yes, there was some oral activity and zippers were open. Not what I really call SEX. Hey, it was in San Francisco, what can I say?

Dirk

[av8rdave]

106. in the front seat...

In the Toys R Us parking lot

av8rdave

[Sal316]

107. Hmmm.... let's see....

-Outside stairwell at Tempe Town Hall
-Club Chameleon ('nuff said)
-Upstairs at her parents house where her parents and in-laws were sleeping just down the hall. :evilgrin:
-Coon's Bluff (Spot along the Salt River)

:evilgrin:

[Sal316]

108. Oops

damn button!
:evilgrin:

[Sal316]

109. Arrrr!

Twice!

:evilgrin: