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Wed Jul-06-05 11:11 PM
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Use a DUer's name in a sentence. |
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Last night, I was so drunk, I threw my underpants out the window! :D
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:12 PM
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1. She looked so good I had to sniffa. |
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:34 PM
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Thu Jul-07-05 03:14 AM
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31. Save me some chicken, girl. |
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Thu Jul-07-05 12:43 PM
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What is that, an attractive hawk? ;)
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:17 PM
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2. I saw this one chick and she had bouncy balls! |
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You can also replace chick for dude.:-)
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:50 PM
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I can assure you my vitals are of the interior kind! LMAO!!!
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:51 PM
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13. I'm not talking about you Bouncy. |
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Your screen name was the only one I could think of right away to make that up. :hi:
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:56 PM
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16. I know, I was just kidding! |
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:20 PM
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3. Bush me'd the voters. n/t |
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:34 PM
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4. Most people on DU once and a while Do cuss. |
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Thu Jul-07-05 12:29 PM
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:38 PM
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6. I told the doctor "nothingshocksmeanymore" |
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but there was nothing he could do.
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:41 PM
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8. Now I'm curious what the doctor's original question was. nt/ |
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:41 PM
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7. I went "crazy" looking at the artwork at The "Guggenheim" |
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:52 AM
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24. My dog just took a Crazy Guggenheim on the lawn, |
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Now I'm not even making any sense at all. }(
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:55 AM
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27. Yeah it doesn't. Have a gourd it'll make you feel better! |
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:58 AM
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29. you should know that I am not_giving_up |
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:44 PM
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9. The race car driver said |
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I Will Pitt on the next lap.
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:45 PM
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10. If enough friction is applied, even granite will pitt over time. |
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:45 PM
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11. Some things are just so SOteric |
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:42 AM
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23. Are you ready for the bicentennial_baby? |
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:53 PM
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14. You should have seen that thing. It was BIGGER than a Louisiana SwampRat! |
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Edited on Wed Jul-06-05 11:54 PM by cat_girl25
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:59 AM
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:53 PM
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15. when my cellphone is on vibrate... |
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Edited on Wed Jul-06-05 11:54 PM by LastKnight
and it rings when it is laying on a table... it goes "Rabrrrr"!
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Thu Jul-07-05 12:54 PM
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Well done!
Lastknight I was dreaming of progmom.
:-)
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:58 PM
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17. The thief gave chase, so I fired up my DS1 |
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:58 PM
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18. When I visited the deep, dark mountains of China . . . |
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. . . I ran across a tribe of cannibals who had it in for the Ming family dynasty, and their favorite dish was Filet Ming Youth.
B-)
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Wed Jul-06-05 11:59 PM
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19. In Venezuela they say that Chavezspeaksthetruth |
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:35 AM
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20. I was so inspired by that Mass the other day... |
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That I started to feel a Catholic Sensation! :P
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:39 AM
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21. I had to go to the hospital because that rash made my "lala_rawraw" |
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Now that was just awful of me to do.
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:40 AM
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22. I was hit in the head by a bouncy ball. |
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:55 AM
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28. You used the one I was going to use |
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:54 AM
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25. Mine IS a sentence, dammit. |
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Nothing that you need to add, or do.
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Thu Jul-07-05 12:33 PM
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36. Everyone is getting together |
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to impeachdubya. They're sick of him.
How's that?
Dee
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:54 AM
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Thu Jul-07-05 12:25 PM
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32. I'm thinking of committing some revolutionary acts... |
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Thu Jul-07-05 12:27 PM
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33. leftofthedial is an asshole |
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Thu Jul-07-05 12:27 PM
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34. I know some nice Republicans, but overall, GOPisEvil. |
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Thu Jul-07-05 12:38 PM
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37. Will rivers pitt one group against another? |
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Edited on Thu Jul-07-05 12:39 PM by soleft
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Thu Jul-07-05 12:41 PM
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38. "Laywers have a simple job... WeRQ4U." |
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Edited on Thu Jul-07-05 12:42 PM by WeRQ4U
Hence my name.
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Thu Jul-07-05 12:55 PM
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41. I defy anyone to use my name |
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Thu Jul-07-05 12:58 PM
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42. If I bought a Swedish car... |
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...I could ask everyone if they could XemaSab.
:evilgrin:
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Thu Jul-07-05 01:01 PM
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43. we are mad in maryland, because the last two elections were |
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Thu Jul-07-05 01:02 PM
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44. I got a skinner on my knee, when i slid into 2nd base. |
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Thu Jul-07-05 01:03 PM
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45. I kicked yit out of the house |
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Thu Jul-07-05 01:06 PM
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46. My daughter is playing with her YellowRubberDuckie in the tub! |
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Thu Jul-07-05 01:28 PM
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Really, the Hilton's not that expensive, not with the kama'aina discount. :-)
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Thu Jul-07-05 01:29 PM
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48. "Ah haven't bin to the pool Yit today." |
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Thu Jul-07-05 01:29 PM
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49. I was listening to a Yes record. My mom yelled, "What is that racket???" |
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I said, "It's prog, mom." :P
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Thu Jul-07-05 01:32 PM
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This just popped into my head:
Your mom busted in and said, "What's that noise?" Aw, mom, you're just jealous - it's the Beastie Boys!
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:28 PM
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Thu Jul-07-05 01:30 PM
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50. "We're going to have a beer at the Taverner maybe somewhere else." |
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Thu Jul-07-05 01:43 PM
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52. He turned over the redqueen and I won the pot with a full house.... |
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Edited on Thu Jul-07-05 01:48 PM by pdx_prog
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:05 PM
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53. The chickenscratching is ripping up the grass in |
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the back yard. I need to go move her pen.
Redstone
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:28 PM
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54. Lastknight my bicentennial baby was playing with a Bouncy Ball |
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and although it is easy to misunderestimater, she is a champ who wants to impeachdubya as bad as William Pitt does, and she threw the ball so left that it made them madinMaryland, but I was not suprised because nothingshocksmeanymore.
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Thu Jul-07-05 02:33 PM
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57. Yo Carlo, sniffa this'a milk and see if'a it's bad. |
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