Funniest "patriotic" website ever.

[i have issues]

And actually most pathetic...Show your pride! wrap your TRUCK in the flag!
http://www.americastruck.net/

[Screaming Lord Byron]

1. I demand Canada gets a truck too!

So I can show my patriotism in vehicular form.

[izzie]

4. We are more trashy than you so shut up.

We would not let your truck in at the border. Look and see if the guy has a wet bathing suit on the antenna. I want to see if it is a Southern truck.If there is a gun rack and dog in it, it is from Alaska.:grouphug: I just love this country, we are nuts.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

12. Aw please, we could have Tim Hortons logo's, a giant hockey stick

and a giant papier-mache Wayne Gretzky on top. And a toque.

[Superfly]

2. Lookit the size of this guy's hat/head!

That looks like a size 9 head!

[ablbodyed]

3. Now if they did it for ....

free, there might be some semblence of partiotism. But noooooo.... They'll make bucks off this ludicrous display of hetero p*n*s envy.

[blondeatlast]

5. Why our citizens are dying in Iraq and Afghanistan:

"The inspiration to create these trucks was kindled by the memory of the many brave Americans who have been willing to die for freedom and country; people who found the concept of liberty, bigger and greater than themselves."

:puke:

[kixot]

6. Hmmm, a pickup truck juxtaposed over an image of military graves

A little ironic, don't you think?

[Kamika]

7. god.. hes airbrushed Bush on his car

Im blind

[electricmonk]

8. There's a car in my town

That's painted red, white and blue with patriotic bumper stickers all over it and a huge plastic eagle mounted on the roof. Guess what type of car it is.

A Yugo.

[Old and In the Way]

9. What's the gas mileage?

Soldiers per gallon? Anyone know?

[cmf]

10. I can't think of a better way to symbolize America's values.

I really can't think of a better way to pay tribute to American values than a big flag-covered truck. It guzzles gas and makes the road more dangerous to smaller cars. The message just wouldn't be the same in a Ford Focus hatchback.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

11. Used to be that a car/bike painted in American flag regalia

was considered a form of protest.

In '72 I was sstopped and hassled repeatedly for driving a VW bus painted like a flag. Hell, I did 30 days in the Muscogee County Correction camp for that damn truck. They said I was doing 27 in a 35 mph zone and I didn't have the cash for the ticket. They beat the shit out of me and shaved my head. The Warden said he did it because I reminded him of his son.

Only in America.

[Syncronaut Seven]

13. C'mon man

Can't you see? His dog died, his wife left him & he lost his job to NAFTA. He"s got to have something to validate his existence.

Gotta :loveya: those Freepers.

[TreasonousBastard]

14. There's a Brazilian...

around the corner who painted his Toyota SUV as an American flag.

What would the patriots think about that?