Hey, Maddy...

[ForrestGump]

um...never mind.

I'm just gonna get unDUn and nobody'll even be able to point to the thread and say "that...THAT is the thread that finally did that gourd-durned fool in."

I'm out of my gourd again...ask me anything. :D

[Maddy McCall]

1. Question: If the gourd fits, do you wear it?

:D

[ForrestGump]

4. Only if it's laundered first

:o

[Bouncy Ball]

2. Ask you anything?

Ok hang on.

[ForrestGump]

5. Uh-oh

I retraculate that statement! :D

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Retraculate?

Sounds nasty. Tell it to the evil doll:

[Moochy]

3. Gourding my loins?

I was perusing hist posting history and a few were as obvious as the whitey post, but a few were really mean. What a dick. lol.

Do you hollow out the gourd first or is it full of gourd meat?

[ForrestGump]

6. Your lions? Good luck! Wear a chain mail suit, really. Lions hate that

kind of thing.

Hollow or still filled with warm, moist pulp? Hmmm...I'd have to say that it all depends what I'm in the mood for.

[Moochy]

8. Gourding a lion is just plain silly

You have dyslexia-whiteyitis a rare form of dyslexia that accompanies lurking type activities, wherein you shamefully hide your whitey nougaty core.

I heard others had a bad case of it tonite over in another forum. :)