I just found a black seed in a seedless Watermelon

[orleans]

does that mean i'm lucky?

is today my lucky day?

should i save it?

should i plant it?

do i ask too many questions?

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[tk2kewl]

1. take the watermelon back to the store

it's defective

[walkon]

2. With watermelons

"seedless" is a relative term. Have you gotten any really sweet watermelons this year? The one's I've had have been bland. My wife says it's because of too much rain.

[slackmaster]

3. Reminds me of the movie Jurassic Park

Life always finds a way.

FWIW I think you should save it for next spring and plant it. Maybe it's like finding a seed in sinsemilla - supposedly guaranteed to grow a female pot plant.

:smoke:

[Misunderestimator]

4. You sure it's not a microphone?

Transistor? Perhaps there is some microscopic encoding on it?

[johnnie]

5. Clinton's fault

[TX-RAT]

6. Make sure it's not a tick.

[seemunkee]

7. Sue the bastards

They ruined your life

[Squatch]

And people want tort reform?

This is a lawsuit, plain as day.

[Squatch]

8. nt

[RPM]

9. Sue

breach of warranty

[TXlib]

10. IT'S BECAUSE OF CHEMTRAILS!

RUN!

Wait, running only makes the chemicals work faster.

SIT STILL!