Two Dumb Jokes

[arwalden]

As old Mr. Periwinkle was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!"

"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me.....I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."

Her friend glared at her for a moment. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?

[johnnie]

1. Not bad

I laughed. :thumbsup: