I bought the weirdest firework this 4th.

[Kraklen]

The only English writing on it said "Made in China."

Everything else was in the Russian alphabet. I didn't have a clue what it said.

There was a photograph of a screaming baboon wearing a Santa Claus hat, with a bunch of pschydelic colors in the background.

I kept the label, I should take a picture and post it.

Weirdest damn firework I ever saw.

Anybody else see one of these?

[EstimatedProphet]

1. What did it do?

[Kraklen]

4. It was a small cake.

It shot four sets of two stars with glittering trails.

I had no idea it would do that until I lit it.

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. What did it do?

[ghostsofgiants]

3. What did it do?

[BikeWriter]

5. Damn! That sounds just like the tattoo on my 2nd wife's

ass!!!!

[Kraklen]

6. Maybe it was your 2nd wife's ass.

If it was I set her on fire and she shot four sets of two stars with glittering trails.

[BikeWriter]

7. She went off on me worse than that a few times!

It was probably her.

[Kraklen]

8. Well, she stinks to high hell.

And leaves long black streaks of soot wherever she goes.

[BikeWriter]

10. If it had blonde hair that was her.

[queeg]

9. Suitcase nuke trigger

I have called the Homeland Secret Police on you