Nominate your favorite movie ASSHOLE

[Elidor]

My nominee is Alec Baldwin as Blake in Glengarry Glen Ross


"What's my name? My name is Fuck you.That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.

"You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you. Go home and play with your kids. You wanna work here? Close. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?"

[JimmyJazz]

1. Ben Stein in anything.

I win. Gimme a cookie :D

[Elidor]

12. You do have a point

But no, Stein is a joke, a parody of himself. He's not scary enough.

[Jara sang]

2. Chet from Weird Science

How 'bout a nice greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray?

[Spider Jerusalem]

3. There are so many...

a couple of my favourites:

Tim Robbins as Bob Roberts
Henry Fonda in "Once Upon A Time In The West"
Gary Oldman and Alan Rickman in quite a few of their roles
Alan Ford ("Bricktop") in "Snatch"

and several others...

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

11. OOHHH...I like it....forgot about Mr. Fonda...good pick...n/t

[Elidor]

16. I'll add a third vote for Fonda

Even though I already "voted." Definitely one for the poll.

Amazingly, I've never seen Bob Roberts. I love Oldman & Rickman, but I can't think of any role in particular.

And Bricktop, too.

[tuvor]

4. Frank!!!!!!!!!

Baby wants to fuck! Baby wants to fuck Blue Velvet!

[Elidor]

10. Oh, that's going in the poll for sure!

If I ever make one.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. That's easy, it's Tom Cruise

or Don Johnson. Or Rosie O'Donnel. Or Oprah.

God, there're so many.

[Droopy]

6. I'm afraid my commitment to non-violence

would be seriously tested if somebody talked to me like that.

[peekaloo]

7. that fucker "playing" U. S. President in Fahrenheit 9/11

[cornfedyank]

8. Nurse Mildred Ratched

"One flew over the cuckoo's nest" --1975
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0073486/

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

15. My alltime fav movie but embarrassed to say i thought it was Rachet

all these years...good pick.

[cornfedyank]

18. i thought it was rachet ,like the wrench, too.

i read the book long ago and have lost the copy, so i am trusting imdb.

[Elidor]

38. Another one for the poll

She gives me nightmares.

[DS1]

9. Stellan Skaarsgard in Ronin

Ruthless.

[Elidor]

19. Can you believe I still haven't seen that?

That's one of those movies my girlfriend already saw, so I keep passing it over. I'll have to rectify that.

[DS1]

21. Yes, you do have to rectify that

[SmileyBoy]

13. The cop from "Meet The Fockers"

Classic example of a bully fascist.

[SaveElmer]

14. Last of the Mohicans...Steven Waddington

As Major Duncan Heyward. Just something about that character that really rubbed me the wrong way...great acting job!!!

[Ladyhawk]

17. The entire crew of Spaceball 1: Keep firing, Assholes! n/t

[fricasseed_gourmet_rat]

37. GOSHDARNIT, YOU GOT THERE BEFORE I COULD!

I was just about to suggest that.

"What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?"

[Writer]

20. I'm confused. Is this thread title really trying to say...

a) Name your favorite movie, ASSHOLE?

b) Name your favorite movie (named) "ASSHOLE?"

c) Name your favorite movie (shot by your) ASSHOLE?

d) Name your favorite movie ASS, (you) HOLE?

e) (You have scatalogical issues and can't stop thinking about your) ASSHOLE?

[DS1]

22. The rest of DU seems to have picked up on what was expected

:shrug:

[Writer]

24. Oh, God...

:eyes:

[DS1]

28. Oh God indeed

I wasn't commenting on your posts in the slightest

[Writer]

32. I love you, DS1.

:loveya: Be my sweetiepie :loveya:

[DS1]

33. Okay

:-)

[Writer]

35. n/t

:-)

[AuntieM1957]

26. Writer, Parse Your Arse

[Writer]

27. My arse is just fine, thank you. n/t

[Robeson]

23. James Woods in "The Onion Field".

[Twillig]

34. James Woods in Citizen Cohn

what was his line: "and you guys let me do it."


Something like that.

[Twillig]

25. Dammit. You cannot get the perfect asshole on the original post.

You gotta see that everybody but me doesn't know shit.

Wanna see second prize?

[Elidor]

36. ROFL! Great minds think alike!

The fuckin steak knives are the perfect touch.

[AuntieM1957]

29. George W. Bush

In that great old TV series (does TV count as film?)

anyway, wasn't he great in "My Mother, the Car"?


That Barbara, what a motor on her, eh?

[LynneSin]

30. Burt Gummer from Tremors Iplayed by Michael Gross)

I love that movie and he was such an asshole in it you were hoping those graboids would kill him. But instead he lived on through several annoying sequels

[giant_robot]

31. How about Daniel Day-Lewis as Bill the Butcher in "Gangs of New York"?

Or does he cross the line into "psychopath"?