Slogan ideas for cities

[SmileyBoy]

I was thinking of some ideas for funny slogans for cities in the US. Here's a few from my head:

Big cities

Minneapolis: All you need to know is we have a huge mall
Denver: Supplying quarters, nickels, dimes and cow nuts to America since 1870
New York: We're better than you, you hick
Chicago: We're better than you, youse hick
Los Angeles: World's largest fake movie set
San Francisco: We're FABULOUTH!!!
Seattle: Where the poorest man can still act like a rich SOB
Houston: You want Super-Size fries with that?
New Orleans: Where a man can fill his belly and empty his balls like no place else
Philadelphia: Home of the East Coast's only normal people
Atlanta: A 21st Century oasis surrounded by the early 19th
St. Louis: A ghetto the whole family can enjoy!
Kansas City: If it wasn't for the ribs, nobody would come here!
Dallas: Now a little bit better than Hell!
Phoenix: Where the hell did this city come from?
Boston: Catholic Church? The real religion here is the Sox.
Milwaukee: Minneapolis' ugly, drunk, smelly little brother
Detroit: Enter at your own risk
Las Vegas: Come for the gambling, stay for the free soup kitchens
Miami: The ocean won't cool you off. Trust us.
Pittsburgh: Allz we got is the Stillers. Sorry.
Cleveland: Upgraded from the butt of jokes to the inspiration of sexual acts!
Indianapolis: We got nothing, sorry.

Small cities

Fargo: A great place to fill up your tank on the way to Seattle
Madison: Who's up for another round?
Boulder: We don't have any weed here. Don't be silly!
Flagstaff: You'll need an oxygen tank
Ithaca: Over here, 4-year college graduates are considered uneducated
Charleston, SC: Don't mind the Klan meeting just to the north of you, suh
Roswell: Proud headquarters of Phase II of the Glagkor Invasion
Des Moines: South Park was right. Everything here is three years behind.
Jackson, MS: 20 years of indoor plumbing - 1985-2005

Got any more??

[KamaAina]

1. Honolulu: Please don't try to exchange your U.S. currency.

We accept it on par with Japanese yen :-)

[RandomKoolzip]

2. Nashville: "Duh."

[KitchenWitch]

3. Actually

Minneapolis: We do NOT have the big mall and we resent it! (Mall is located in Bloomington).

[SmileyBoy]

11. I know, but it's in the general area.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. Dallas: Because.........oh whatever.

Move here, don't move here, who cares?

:D

[HEyHEY]

5. ....Some Canadian ones

Toronto: WIshing we were Americans since 1983
Calgary: Wishing we were Cowboys since that Stampede thing began
Edmonton: What the fuck are you looking at?
Winnipeg: Move along
Vancouver: Proudly perma fried
Montreal: We have nudes on billboards!
Hamilton: Really? You've heard of us?
Halifax: We wouldn't act so high and mighty if we were in Ontario
St John's: Whale Oil Beef hooked!
Moncton: Come get drunk with us
Victoria: Be in bed by nine (said in strange accent with british hint)

[fricasseed_gourmet_rat]

8. Or...

Windsor: The only people who are proud to say they're from Detroit.

[SmileyBoy]

9. I thought Winnipeg was this:

[HEyHEY]

10. Ha I forgot that one!

[fricasseed_gourmet_rat]

6. Jersey Pride

Newark: Aw, hell, just go to Manhattan before you get shot.
Camden: Aw, hell, just go to Newark before you get shot.
Atlantic City: When they're too old for the trek to Vegas, we'll take 'em.
Princeton: We swear we're really part of Connecticut.

[Swede]

7. Pierre-we are so located in South Dakota.

Phoenix-Yes,you are sinking into the asphalt.

[borlis]

12. I got an e-mail forwarded to me not long ago that had

a slogan for every state. It was pretty funny. This one is good too.

[lpbk2713]

13. Tampa --- Keep your damn X's off our signs!

[SmileyBoy]

14. LOL

I think I'll drive down there just to do that...:evilgrin:

[REP]

15. Kansas City, Kansas: Not As Dangerous As You Might Have Heard

Kansas City, Missouri: You're in MISSOURI, Idiot!

[snickersnee]

16. Regina

"I said RE!"

[XemaSab]

17. California

San Diego: Feral beasts abound in San Diego! The zoo, seaworld, and the wild animal park are nice, too.

Fresno: We tried to leave, but the air quality was too shitty and we had to retreat to our air-conditioned houses to catch our breaths.

Sacramento: Who needs culture when you're the capitol of California?

Redding: We spent 47 million dollars on a *very* nice footbridge!