mcctatas
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Fri Jul-08-05 01:43 AM
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Have you ever stopped to think about what rats do for fun? |
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sure they crawl around and scurry, yeah they're always on the run but a rat sure likes a good time, just like you and me, I'll prove it with a tale about a rat infested brewery.
It started with a little lad named Vermin McCann who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man he rounded up his furry boys, though some wore a frown they quickly changed their tune and slammed a couple down
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One, Two, One-Two-Three-Four! Come all you good rats we'll send you to Heaven You'll find the pearly gates between the froth and the foam 'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation the potion that turned the Guinness to gold
Like mice behind a piper, rats from all around soon headed to this factory in old Dublin town They surely heard the news about this new rat brew they came, they saw, they had a taste and knocked back quite a few
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The rats were in a tizzy addicted to the bone the hairy lugs were giddy they were never going home Like a bunch of drunken pirates, prepared to walk the plank They drank, they sang, they took a plunge, and in the beer they sank
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"Good Rats" by: Dropkick Murphys:beer: :beer: :beer:
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snickersnee
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Fri Jul-08-05 02:18 AM
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...that rats actually laugh when you tickle them?
nice rats, anyway
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mcctatas
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Fri Jul-08-05 02:26 AM
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2. How could you tell if a rat was laughing? |
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And is tickling rats some new fetish I haven't heard of yet?:smoke:
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snickersnee
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Fri Jul-08-05 02:31 AM
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3. you won't believe this... |
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they actually had "scientists" tickle rats, recorded them, and then slowed the tapespeed down. voila! they laugh just like little peoples. i swear it's true.
i would answer your second question, but i would inevitably succumb to a pun about "tickling a rat", and then i'd be in trouble.
still, it's pretty funny.
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Fri Jul-08-05 02:33 AM
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I'm gonna have to head over to the bio lab and tickle me some rats!
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Fri Jul-08-05 07:07 AM
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I'd love to invade a brewery. Who's with me?
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