Need a new boyfriend/girlfriend - why not check out Hannidate!!!

[LynneSin]

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/

Where else to meet close-minded idiots just like Sean Hannity then through his own online dating service

[Mutley]

1. Oh. My. God.

:rofl:

What a complete ass he is!

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

2. I wonder if gays & lesbians can find romance on his site

Personally, if the site is free I say we have alot of fun with this site!

[Sannum]

4. grrrreat idea

:evil grin:

[Mutley]

5. Oh hell yeah!

As long as I don't have to pay him any of my money, I'll have all sorts of fun with that site!

[Sannum]

3. OMG!!!

:puke:

[Orsino]

6. Male, 24, in Richmond, Virginia

"I am currently in school studying Theology. I have been in
college for what seems a life time. One degree down, several more
to go! I am interested in baseball very much. I am devoted
Christian who is completely devoted to Jesus Christ!"

"Completely devoted to Jesus Christ"
"Devoted Christian"
"Interested in baseball very much"

Not much devotion left over, I think, for prospective mates. Hellooooo, ladies!

[Omphaloskepsis]

8. The ladies might not dig him..

But this male is going to send a e-mail ASAP.

[yellowcanine]

69. Excellent idea. You could have some real fun with this. I suggest you

construct an identity as an independently wealthy stay at home Christian wife wannabe who is hot to trot. That should snare him.

[DIKB]

I can't help myself.

He's "devoted" to another male, and "interested" in a sport where slapping other men's rear ends is common-place.

[jeff30997]

13. Well, he could date a bearded lady who...

Wears a baseball cap and have holes in her hands.:shrug:

[Deja Q]

85. Been in college for a lifetime with only ONE course passed?!

L

Maybe Jesus can get him off, nobody else will... I may as well be cruel because others have been to me...

[MercutioATC]

7. No females 18-80 within 500 miles of me...

Whew! I must not live in Hannity country.

[Lin]

9. hanni-tize hanni-date ugh. hannicide hmmm (eom+world)

[Mutley]

11. hannicide!

:rofl:

You just coined a new word! And it's my new favorite word, too.

[LynneSin]

34. Hannicide: The act of killing multitudes of people through sheer stupidity

:eyes:

[Mutley]

42. I'm writing to the Oxford English Dictionary.

This needs to go in next years edition.

[Mutley]

10. This one's looking for someone fun.

He looks like loads of fun himself :eyes:

"I'm a 26 year old Evangelical Christian who is constantly
seeking God's will. I love the outdoors. This ranges from
climbing mountains to just relaxing on the beach or even
just in my backyard. I also like to travel and experience
new things. I have a servants heart and love to do things
for people."

[LynneSin]

15. OOO, I'm applying to that one - I could use a cheap housekeeper

:eyes:

[Mutley]

21. Here's the link to his page so you can see what he looks like!

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=180

[LynneSin]

23. Good, he'll look cute in his butler outfit I'll make him wear

and I can even send him a kiss through hannidate

I'm so signing up for this site tonight when I get home from work. It's like shooting freaking fish in a barrel

[Mutley]

27. There were NO males 18 to 80 within 500 miles of me.

I am so happy about that!

[DIKB]

16. and the mental imagery

just can't help but pop in. "servant's heart" and "love to do things for people" ? Stilettos, leather, and licking. Decency prohibits me from saying more.

[Mutley]

22. I'll bet most of these guys are closet pervs.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

73. "Servant's heart" = you may now administer my spanking.

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

12. Maybe my divorce happened for a reason....

I need to hook up with a nice Freeper lady who will kiss my feet and worship at the altar of my strapping manhood.

As long as she knows what "WOMAN, WHERE THE HELL'S MY DINNER?!?!" means, it'll all work out. :P

ON EDIT: DAMMIT. Not a one within 50 miles. And I'll be damned if I'm paying for busfare beyond THAT.

[LynneSin]

17. Well, with Rick Santorum's new book it should be easy to find women...

...like that at Hannidate since Ricky-boy says women should stay at home, serve their man and home school the 12 kids they pop out over 10 years

[Mutley]

28. .

:puke: :puke:

[Orsino]

14. Male, 18, in Orlando, Florida

"I live in Orlando Florida currently with my parents cause i just
graduated High School From Timber Creek. I am currently going to
Valencia Community College where I am gettina Degree in Plitical
Science and a Minors in American History and Business..."

His other Minors, apparently, are in Spelling and Grammar. Helloooo, ladies!

[Mutley]

18. Plitical Science!

What the hell is Plitical Science?!?! :rofl:

[LynneSin]

24. The study of the Plitoris

:shrug:

[Spacemom]

30. Good One!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

There went my coffee all over the keyboard!

[Mutley]

39. That billboard in your sig line is appalling!

[Democracy White]

88. Oh God!!!

What an image!!

Wish I could be as snippy as that!!

Dee

[Mutley]

40. I tried to look up Plitoris on dictionary.com

and it asked me if I meant clitoris! :rofl: Oh, why do I have the sense of humor of a 10 year old?

[Democracy White]

89. Maybe because you do

:P

[yellowcanine]

74. 18 years old and he needs to look for a date on the internet? Spells

loser to me. Which do you suppose turns off the females the most about this guy - body odor, booger picking or dog shit breath?

[jeff30997]

19. Hannidate is a good place to get a date with...

Hannibal Lecter.Chianti anyone ?

[Omphaloskepsis]

20. Not to snark.. But this has been around for a while.

http://www.metafilter.com/mefi/39978

[demnan]

25. Loofah anyone?

[Mutley]

26. Caucasian / White, 21, Single - Never Married

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=230

"I'm normally a pretty easy going person...everyone says
that...so take it with a grain of salt! I love to laugh.
Its so important to keeping sanity - I'm thoroughly
convinced of this! I'm currently a studying elementary
education, but enjoy writing on the side. I tend to be
quiet until I get to know somebody...then I have a hard time
NOT talking..."

Another grammar case here :eyes:

[no name no slogan]

29. Yes, exactly the kind that we want educating

the next generation of ill-informed Americans :eyes:

[Mutley]

37. And we wonder why American children are some

of the worst educated in the world. GOOD teachers can't possibly keep up with all the teachers like THIS out there.

[Sannum]

31. I am truly evil....

I totally made up a profile. It is "pending approval". I found a pic of the ugliest man dressed as a woman and posted it! I will post the link if they approve it.:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

32. I can't do anything til I get home from work

but it'll be fun!

[Sannum]

33. I was looking at some of the profiles

and they are saying that they want Jesus to bring them a spouse. Hey, judging by some of the photos, it will take a miracle, lol.

[Mutley]

38. Oh my GOD!

I hope they approve that. How funny! :rofl:

[MrScorpio]

35. These people should be prevented from breeding

It's not like we need any more of these motherfuckers running around and ruining things for the rest of us.

[Orsino]

61. They're already being prevented...

...to some extent--or they wouldn't be seeking hook-ups. Posting an online profile is an admission of failure, or at least of dissatisfaction.

I say not to denigrate dating services, but as a happy veteran of match.com, which ten years ago brought me together with my wife, with whom I celebrated a ninth anniversary yesterday.

[unhappycamper]

36. hannidate or colonoscopy

Tough choice - I need to think about it a while......

[LynneSin]

41. Is anesthesia involved?

That's with Hannidate - I would need something to numb me in order to hook up with someone from that site

[unhappycamper]

50. Yup. Looking at a hannidate hookup would be just like looking at

a colonoscopy bag. But the c-bag probably wouldn't talk to you, which is a plus......

[Deja Q]

43. 'conservative' and 'mind' is a sheer contradiction in terms!!

I can instantly thank the freeper filth for that.

[sniffa]

44. i'm on there now

:D

i didn't think it wouLd Let me be a "guy Looking for a guy" but hey, whaddya know.

heLp me make a profiLe.

[LynneSin]

45. Did you just put an ad on there or has it been on for awhile

:shrug:

[sniffa]

46. i just registered as 'hannimonster'

:D

now i'm at the 'create a profiLe' part.

[LynneSin]

48. here's a picture you can use

[Richardo]

51. "Traditional family values man looking for woman who knows her Leviticus"

"I live with my parents because all the good jobs have been taken by the illegals in my town. Enjoy working on my 1991 Chevy Impala and watching my archive collection (on VHS!) of the Rush's TV show while downing a few Old Milwaukees."

Likes: Our LEADER George W BUSH!!, Hannity, Rush, Savage
Dislikes: O'Reilly (too liberal) and all DEMONRATS!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

83. That is scary

:scared:

[Richardo]

86. There, there, Kathy. It's not real (I think)

I made it up for sniffa's profile.

[sniffa]

53. this is fucking boring!!

i have to keep fiLLing out page after page.

and i have to keep it cLean to be approved. x(

so far, i'm a 'top seeking bottom' and i Like water sports.

[no name no slogan]

55. You gotta stick with it!

I've already laughed half my arse off reading this thread-- you MUST COMPLETE THE TASK if I am to laugh the rest off. Nobody likes walking around with 1/2 an arse. :rofl:

[LynneSin]

56. here's another picture you can use Sniffa

Not like this guy will be using it to find dates since he's spending the next 19 years in jail

[no name no slogan]

58. Here's another

"Old Tar Seeks Somebody to Blow Him Down"

[sniffa]

57. here's what i got - i think it shouLd get approved

top seeks bottom Member Name: hannimonster
Member ID: H000450
Caucasian / White, 30, Single - Never Married Qtown, Massachusetts
United States

Personal Details

Gender: Male
Age: 30 (18-Sep-1974)
Race: Caucasian / White
Marital Status: Single - Never Married
Children: 0
Religion: Protestant
Drinking: Regularly
Smoking: Daily
Food: Barbecue
Occupation: Executive / Management
Education: Graduate degree
Languages: English (Fluent)

Interests: Boxing / Wrestling
Water Sports

Eye Colour: Blue
Hair Colour: Brown
Body Type: Athletic / Fit
Height: 6'01" - (185 cm)

hannimonster is online
0 photos in album view

Last activity: Online Now!

General Information
help! i'm trapped in liberal lala land. :( i spend my
time working, sleeping, working, repeat... as my first
line indicates, i'm a bit crotchety at times (you would be
too) but i'm a really a big sweetheart underneath.

Appearance
more specific? tall, athletic, short brown hair. my best
features - my face. i dress casual/modern i suppose. on the
weekends i like to spice it up.


Looking for
friends first, then we'll see. i prefer the beta-male;
one who knows that i'm in charge. i'd prefer you be a
conservative, but not necessary. heck, even Alan Colmes
isn't too bad.
Gender: Male
Age From: 18
Age To: 50
------------------------

i bet aLan coLmes contacts me. :o

[no name no slogan]

59. Hope you have a big inbox

I can see the emails come flooding in! :rofl:

[LynneSin]

60. I don't think it's getting posted look:

From the home page

Please make sure to fill out this Legal Release Form and FAX it to [phone]. No profiles will be posted unless this release is received!

Doesn't stop us from sending stuff!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

84. oh mi god

:spray: :rofl:

[WindRavenX]

101. BAHAHAHAHAHAH

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SarahB]

64. Awesome!

:thumbsup:

:rofl:

[Richardo]

47. And so popular! Look at the very bottom of the page...

At 8:06 AM CDT:

There are 1 registered users online and 4 guests online. Click here to see who's online.

[LynneSin]

49. 4 guests are probably all DUers

:shrug:

[Richardo]

52. Pfft!

:spray:

[kick-ass-bob]

54. The Church Lady is online!!!

church lady 54 Female Georgia, United States

?1120828804

[Misunderestimator]

63. Um... That IS Laura Bushitler, isn't it?

[name not needed]

81. Well, isn't that special!

[snooper2]

62. Nobody around me!

500 miles from Plano, Texas believe it or not!

[fudge stripe cookays]

65. Wow, it's Snooper!

I NEVER see your posts! You're like Mr. Post and Run. Commando style. What's up, dude?

FSC

[Richardo]

66. Note to self: create sockpuppet with name 'Mr Post and Run'

:hi: fsc!!

[fudge stripe cookays]

68. Bwa ha....

Hey Richardo-- :hi:

Do you guys get any deals at the online Barnes and Noble store? I have a couple of used books that may show up there on the "History of Wisconsin" series from UW I need to get.

They're like $40 a pop. :wow:
FSC

[Richardo]

70. PM me and I'll see what the deal is...

We are able to get the employee discount at bn.com, but am not sure about the used stuff. Let's give it a try!

[snooper2]

79. What's up....

I have to multitask... :)

And, I'm not going commando, at least today :)

LOL

WB

[Lannes]

67. A female version of Hannity

Pretty fucking scary.

[JimmyJazz]

71. Yes.

Her name is Ann Coulter. :scared:

[Lannes]

75. LMAO!

Good one. :)

[LynneSin]

78. I thought that was another male version of Hannity

I'm confused

:shrug:

[jonnyblitz]

72. maybe i can find me a" log cabin boy"..snicker.

:P i should post a gay personal and see if it gets approved. "looking for uncut bottom boy..."

[LynneSin]

76. You have to fax an approval sheet over to the Hannity lawyers

:cry:

But we could have fun responding to some of these ads

[jonnyblitz]

77. that sounds pretty damn complicated for a dating site..

screw that.

[Redstone]

80. Oh, I remember this from the last time someone

posted about it--thanks for mentioning it again, because I could use some laughs today.

And that's a great place to go for chuckles.

Redstone

[Viking12]

82. Ann Coulter type of gal!

not exactly that something you should brag about???
:puke:

Female, 34, Sacramento, California, United States
Hi, I'm a single mom. I have two girls (pre-teens) who are very
active and have no time for me anymore. However I am very
involved in their lives, whether they like it or not.. :) I'm
busy with work. On my down time, I'm usually with girlfriends.

Huh? Children out of wedlock? Harlot. Girlfriends???

[Doctor_J]

97. Maybe Andy can get lucky there

I heard Larry Elder was interested until he found out Andy has a three-piece set (old Boondocks joke there).

[LynneSin]

87. So did anyone get a Hannidate yet

:shrug:

[RandiFan1290]

95. It might be fun

to get those little punks worked up and believe they are talking to "the one" and slowly start talking about joining the military to fight terra. See how they react and start asking them if they would like to join. The list of lame excuses will start to fly faster than Oxy Limbag to the local Denny's parking lot.

:yoiks: :hi:

[LynneSin]

100. btw welcome to DU

:hi:

Wow, that gives me a plan

:eyes:

[KamaAina]

90. Even I'm not that desperate!

How utterly revolting. What happens after these morans hook up and decide to reproduce? :puke:

[CatholicEdHead]

91. Nope, no female 18-80 within 500 miles of me.

I have to go to NJ, NM or KS to get anyone nearby. There are only 4 pages of total results in the 500+ mile option.

That would be an nationwide search. Pretty pathetic for a dating site.

[Democracy White]

92. I am such a wimp

I could never get the guts to put a joke post on there, but I am sure as hell that it would get some interesting responses.

Dee

[CatholicEdHead]

93. Oh this one is a riot

good looking but that is about it.

http://www.hannity.com/hannidate/index.php?page=view_profile&id=184

I watch ALOT of Fox
News and listen to ALOT of talk radio (Rush, Sean, and
Boortz primarily).

[LynneSin]

99. I'm suprised she wasn't banned yet...

I mean gospel according to St Man-on-Dog Ricky says that women shouldn't be going to college or have jobs outside the home. Seems she has both

[Democracy White]

94. White Male, 26

I love this one for some reason:

I am a 26 year old guy, not originally from the NY/NJ area,
who loves the outdoors, polotics, history, family, singing
for church, and volunteering. Currently I am working for a
Mortgage company in Orangeburg NY full time, as well as two
other part time jobs - and I am trying to finish my degree
as well. I grew up in the North Country of Upstate NY -
otherwise known as the Adirondack Mountains. God, Family,
Country - is pretty much what I stand for. I put my heart
into everything I do or touch, whether it be volunteering or
working.

And just what the hell is polotics? Is it really that hard for these people to spell a simple of a word as politics?

Dee

[Doctor_J]

96. Christ, you mean he's a pimp too?

:puke:

[Parrcrow]

98. mmmpf....snicker snicker

:rofl:

[Doctor_J]

102. Here's why not

this woman probably posts there

http://homepages.tscnet.com/wmunger/kennedy.htm