Deep13
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Fri Jul-08-05 08:36 AM
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Poll question: What will Bush do when he leaves office? |
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Edited on Fri Jul-08-05 08:38 AM by Deep13
Former presidents are an exclusive club and often become more accomplished as private citizens than they were as president. What will Dubya do after his term ends.
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Fri Jul-08-05 08:38 AM
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Fri Jul-08-05 08:44 AM
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2. Hide in friends' basements or summer cottages... |
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...eluding the FBI for as long as possible.
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Deep13
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Fri Jul-08-05 08:45 AM
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3. Jeeze! Ya think they'd give him a break after all the pardons! |
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Fri Jul-08-05 09:02 AM
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4. They'll repeal the 22nd amendment before that happens. |
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Once he packs the court, there's no stopping his lust for power.
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Deep13
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Fri Jul-08-05 09:14 AM
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5. Wow, prison looks like the runaway favorite. |
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Doesn't anyone wonder about the Twinkies?
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Fri Jul-08-05 11:52 AM
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Fri Jul-08-05 12:07 PM
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7. Be charged with war crimes if he dares set foot in another country |
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It could happen. :evilgrin:
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Fri Jul-08-05 12:10 PM
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Though inspired by the last option: Use the constitution as a coke straw and snort coke with the Saudis.
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Fri Jul-08-05 12:15 PM
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9. Twenty-to-Life, if there's any justice in the world... |
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Fri Jul-08-05 12:17 PM
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10. When W leaves office he should be joining a new party- |
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the Orange Pajama Party. What R's don't belong in that party? Maybe Ron Paul and a few others.
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Fri Jul-08-05 12:30 PM
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11. I chose the light saber duel with Jesus. |
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Thats just a great mental image. :rofl:
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Fri Jul-08-05 12:39 PM
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JC: Get thee behind me Satan! {lunge, parry, dodge} W: You'd like that, sissy-boy! {stab, slur, drool} JC: I have come not to bring peace, but a sword! {crossed sabres seemingly locked together} W: Bring it on! {pushes away with foot. JC knocked to ground.} JC: {on ground with mean expression} I will give unto Caesar what is his. {lunges and swings at W's head.} But you shall give unto God what is His!
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Fri Jul-08-05 01:04 PM
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:rofl:
Oh, you're killing me!
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Fri Jul-08-05 01:21 PM
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17. I think JC would have to use the force to knock him down the mountain |
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Or, maybe Shrub would just trip.
:)
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Deep13
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Fri Jul-08-05 01:32 PM
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18. If Dubya's on a bicycle, JC's all set. |
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Fri Jul-08-05 01:39 PM
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20. Yes, we must give him a bicycle! |
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See if Shrub tries to joust JC from the bicycle!
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Fri Jul-08-05 12:41 PM
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13. finally finish "my pet goat" |
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unless its made into a movie by then.
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Fri Jul-08-05 12:43 PM
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One Fish, Two Fish went right over his head.
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Fri Jul-08-05 12:56 PM
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15. Go off his meds, go on a cocaine bender, wind up with a hooker |
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in Vegas and cry on television a la Jimmy Swaggart.
A girl can dream, can't she?
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Fri Jul-08-05 01:34 PM
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He said that God has willed him to be full of shit until such time as another President is inaugurated.
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Fri Jul-08-05 02:40 PM
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21. That explains his constant expression of discomfort. |
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