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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 08:36 AM
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Poll question: What will Bush do when he leaves office?
Edited on Fri Jul-08-05 08:38 AM by Deep13
Former presidents are an exclusive club and often become more accomplished as private citizens than they were as president. What will Dubya do after his term ends.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 08:38 AM
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1. quit drinkin'
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Orsino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 08:44 AM
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2. Hide in friends' basements or summer cottages...
...eluding the FBI for as long as possible.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 08:45 AM
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3. Jeeze! Ya think they'd give him a break after all the pardons!
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:02 AM
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4. They'll repeal the 22nd amendment before that happens.
Once he packs the court, there's no stopping his lust for power.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 09:14 AM
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5. Wow, prison looks like the runaway favorite.
Doesn't anyone wonder about the Twinkies?
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 11:52 AM
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6. bumb
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 12:07 PM
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7. Be charged with war crimes if he dares set foot in another country
It could happen. :evilgrin:
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 12:10 PM
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8. Other
Though inspired by the last option:
Use the constitution as a coke straw and snort coke with the Saudis.
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Jeff In Milwaukee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 12:15 PM
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9. Twenty-to-Life, if there's any justice in the world...
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NeoTraitors Donating Member (351 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 12:17 PM
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10. When W leaves office he should be joining a new party-
the Orange Pajama Party. What R's don't belong in that party? Maybe Ron Paul and a few others.
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 12:30 PM
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11. I chose the light saber duel with Jesus.
Thats just a great mental image. :rofl:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 12:39 PM
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12. under a stormy sky
JC: Get thee behind me Satan!
{lunge, parry, dodge}
W: You'd like that, sissy-boy!
{stab, slur, drool}
JC: I have come not to bring peace, but a sword!
{crossed sabres seemingly locked together}
W: Bring it on! {pushes away with foot. JC knocked to ground.}
JC: {on ground with mean expression} I will give unto Caesar what is his. {lunges and swings at W's head.} But you shall give unto God what is His!
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 01:04 PM
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16. {stab, slur, drool}
:rofl:

Oh, you're killing me!
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 01:21 PM
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17. I think JC would have to use the force to knock him down the mountain
Or, maybe Shrub would just trip.

:)
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 01:32 PM
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18. If Dubya's on a bicycle, JC's all set.
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 01:39 PM
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20. Yes, we must give him a bicycle!
See if Shrub tries to joust JC from the bicycle!
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ucmike Donating Member (999 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 12:41 PM
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13. finally finish "my pet goat"
unless its made into a movie by then.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 12:43 PM
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14. wishful thinking
One Fish, Two Fish went right over his head.
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CitrusLib Donating Member (748 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 12:56 PM
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15. Go off his meds, go on a cocaine bender, wind up with a hooker
in Vegas and cry on television a la Jimmy Swaggart.

A girl can dream, can't she?
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nytemare Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 01:34 PM
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19. Finally have a BM
He said that God has willed him to be full of shit until such time as another President is inaugurated.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 02:40 PM
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21. That explains his constant expression of discomfort.
:spray:
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