Top Ten Signs Tom Cruise Is In Love With You

[underpants]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/contest/

10. During sex, no longer screams out L. Ron Hubbard's name
Richard C., Milton, MA

9. He chose an intimate moment during the press conference to tell you so
Ed H., Fernandina Beach, FL

8. Asks if you want to star in the sequel to his last marriage
Mike T., Buford, GA

7. Promises to love, honor, and protect you from "evil" prescription drugs
Dr PJ., Houston, TX

6. You open a letter from Oprah and it's a $170.00 bill for sofa cleaning
Lew M., Summerville, SC

5. His manager called and told you so
Frank C., Toronto, Canada

4. You had him at "You're nuts"
Chad G., Atlanta, GA

3. Refers to you as "awesome" more than 25 times in one interview
Kristi C., Altoona, PA

2. Says he'll love you forever, or until Scarlett Johansson gives him another shot
Todd G., Freeport, NY

1. He has a movie coming out. You have a movie coming out. Do the math.
Rich W., Portland, OR

[ronnykmarshall]

1. Don't think he'll be on Letterman anytime soon!

[underpants]

2. Top Ten Surprises In President Bush's Prime-Time Address

Top Ten Surprises In President Bush's Prime-Time Address

9. Kept talking about how Scientology changed his life

2. Midway through, he got engaged to Tom Cruise