What can I do to get more of a "bad girl" image on DU?

[Beware the Beast Man]

Skimpy tops? Marry my high school chum in a whirlwind Vegas ceremony? What can I do? :shrug:

[Left Is Write]

1. Become a girl?

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. Aha!

I need to get the plumbing fixed first...

[LynneSin]

2. snip your dick

:shrug:

[wtmusic]

3. Take your top off in the Lounge

with Matcom around...

[Racenut20]

4. Be Bad

[Zuni]

6. wear a thong to the beach

:o

[Richardo]

7. Shaving the goatee was a mistake

Everyone knows the real bad girls don't shave.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

8. Show us your... oh never mind!

[48pan]

24. You beat me to it.

[Texasgal]

9. Ummm...

Maybe get a brazilian bikini wax? :P

[RandomKoolzip]

10. Beastcock pics.

All the baddest girls have penises.

[Beware the Beast Man]

11. I've been a bad, bad girl.

I've been carless with a delicate man...

[RandomKoolzip]

14. Wow. I've never heard it called that before.

[Beware the Beast Man]

15. I call my taint Garfunkel.

Ask hedges...

[tigereye]

18. he he

:rofl:

[SarahB]

23. Yes!

:woohoo:

[arwalden]

12. Do You Have Any Scars? Piercings? Tattoos? Venerial Diseases?

Have you ever been in reform school? A home for unwed mothers? A women's prison?

[bridgit]

13. start with the basics ~

[In_The_Wind]

16. lol

add this one ...:rofl:>combined with>... that's the ticket

[sui generis]

17. watch re-runs of Popular with your hair in curlers

do your own manicure.

do your own pedicure.

blow off manicures and pedicures in favor of a nice sleeveless flannel shirt and a bitchin' mullet.

[tigereye]

19. uh you seem to lack certain necessary

accoutrements....

[Beware the Beast Man]

20. Oh I have necessary accoutrements,

I need to lack them first. ;)

[tigereye]

22. oh you silly

n/t

[name not needed]

21. Having a vagina might be a good start...

[swag]

25. Just keep those warm, buttery rimjobs comin'.

[Shell Beau]

26. Grow really big boobs and wear skimpy leather!