Reverend_Smitty
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Fri Jul-08-05 11:39 AM
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Hot pockets...boy they aren't kidding |
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I'm eating one now and every now and then you get this "pocket" of hot skin melting cheese...owwwwwwie!
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Fri Jul-08-05 11:40 AM
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1. those things are atomic! |
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Fri Jul-08-05 11:41 AM
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2. Last time I had one I burned my chin with a thread of super heated cheese |
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And the roof of my mouth took about 4 days to recover from the burn it received due to the molten lava they pack those things with. Tomato sauce my ass.
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Fri Jul-08-05 11:43 AM
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I burnt my lip so bad on the cheese once it looked like I had a cold sore on it for a week!!! But damn if they aren't tasty!
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Fri Jul-08-05 11:42 AM
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3. Like Ellen Degeneres says |
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Anything that hot that doesn't involve fire is from the devil.
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Fri Jul-08-05 11:44 AM
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5. If it doesn't say "caution, might be hot" on it, then sue 'em. |
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Fri Jul-08-05 11:45 AM
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7. unfortunately it says it on the little microwave sleeve |
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but maybe I can sue them because it's not written big enough!
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Fri Jul-08-05 12:31 PM
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10. But is it flame-branded on the tender flaky crust? |
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Moohahahahaha... (now whistling "I'm in the money...")
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Fri Jul-08-05 11:47 AM
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8. That only works if you dump it on your crotch. |
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Fri Jul-08-05 11:48 AM
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9. I'm thinking no amount of money would be worth that kind of pain |
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Fri Jul-08-05 11:45 AM
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6. Fast food is more nutritious |
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I don't like those things at all. The bread is tough and the filling is sparse. Yuck.
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Fri Jul-08-05 12:31 PM
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11. A Lean Pocket with 2 cups' worth of broccoli is reasonably healthy... |
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