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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:19 PM
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How many Bush Administration officials does it take to change a light bulb
None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are
improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a
delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served
honorably and your suggestion that it needs to be changed undermines the
lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?



my friend just sent me this, thought i'd share
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stepnw1f Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:21 PM
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1. That's Great
I might borrow it, if you don't mind.
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:25 PM
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4. hey i borrowed it and my friend borrowed it from
from another friend so pass it on.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:21 PM
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2. None... they bring in the corporal to launch an ATR at the bulb...
Then they get halliburton to rebuild the place...
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Drifter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:37 PM
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9. Shock and Awe the Bulb ...
The bulb is now free. Freedom is spreading in the land of the bulbs.

Cheers
Drifter
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:22 PM
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3. Cheney: Fuck the light bulb, unless Halliburton manufactured it. nt
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Joey Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:25 PM
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Rove: I'll leak the name of the lightbulb changer n.t
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:25 PM
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5. Why do you hate America?
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:26 PM
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6. LOL!
:hi:
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Spinzonner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:28 PM
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7. Absurd question

They don't believe in shedding light on things.
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:29 PM
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Haliburton gets $7billion for a burnt out match
and then fails to deliver even that.
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-08-05 05:29 PM
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8. hehe
:toast:
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