OK, This is bullshit!!

[johnnie]

I say so many stupid things and I am STILL 1500 or so posts away from 10,000. What's up with that shit?

[Droopy]

1. You just need to apply yourself, man

Start putting in an extra hour a day on the ol' DU and pretty soon you will crack the 10,000 mark. You can do it. You just got to believe in yourself.

[johnnie]

4. But I can't..I can't

I have tried Droopy. Sometimes it seems this whole darned messed up world is against me. I give and I give and my post counts seem to drip away like........ eh, fuck it..LOL. I am not good at dramatics.

Hey check this out:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=3603560&mesg_id=3603779

[Droopy]

8. Cool

But nobody commented on how good looking we are. What's up with that?

[johnnie]

10. Pfffffffft

They were too taken aback by us. They probably tried to type, but they were shaking too much. It's understandable. LOL

[Pale Blue Dot]

2. It's not lack of quality

... it's lack of quantity. :D

[johnnie]

5. Screw quality

That's only good in blood transplants! We are talking post counts here dammit!

[ismnotwasm]

3. I've barely made to the 700's

after months. I need to really, realy exert my ability to say stupid things. (sigh)
edit to add an E

[johnnie]

7. It took me a year to get out of the 700s

Just say a lot of stupid things and hope no one notices..LOL.
Like "Yup", "Uh huh", "I agree" and so on.

[texas1928]

6. The repugs are secretly deleting some of your posts.

everyday after you go to bed.

:tinfoilhat:

[johnnie]

9. So...

They delete my posts and their brain cells all at once? I see...So it's a profit deal.