i officially saw the gayest show on tv

[sundog]

it's called "strip search" on vh1

so there are like 15 guys in their early 20's competing to be chippendales dancers or some shit...

and they all look the same like this:



and they audition in front of 15 pro male dancers in their late 20's/early 30's who leer at them with suggestive eyes, and say things like 'think of the women'... and they yell at them if their legs are too hairy & stuff...

and then they lock these 15 men up together in tight sweaty quarters while we wait to see who gets eliminated...

and then the dance coach suggests things like the older pro dancers should go to the rookies' chambers to 'investigate' and 'get to know them better' and 'get closer'...

and the guys cry cause they miss their kids or something & get kicked off the show...

lots of fun :bounce:

vh1 execs should be bludgeoned for this one

[fricasseed_gourmet_rat]

1. They aren't even cute

Ewww.

[sundog]

3. i'm not into the hairless perfect buff type

so this show just made me want to vomit :puke:

[AussieDave]

25. They're OK to occupy the eyes until

someone a lot hairier & and a little older comes along. I'll look out for the show if it ever comes to cable here. It's always fun and sad (at the same time) to watch desperate people make absolute asses of themselves in front of kazillions of other people - they always seem to go on to become "Brick", Stone" or "Riva" on daytime soaps.....

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

2. Don't forget " Kept " .

And you know what - I forgot these two shows came on . I have something to watch this weekend .

[sundog]

4. what is kept?

i'm catching up on my tv viewing this week

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

8. Jerry Hall is basically looking for a boytoy ...

" Jerry Hall, the sexy, sassy supermodel & "ex-Mrs. Jagger" is choosing 12 men to compete for the opportunity to live her lavish rock 'n' roll lifestyle as a "kept" man. The lucky competitors will share in her life of luxury, accompanying her to star studded events, rock 'n' roll parties and socializing with her friends and family in London. "

http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/kept/series.jhtml

[sundog]

10. oh i'll pencil that one in...

just looking for the stud that doesn't look plastic :P

[Kahuna]

18. Kept is a hoot. No plastic boys on that show... The premise is..

All-American (read: classless boobs) go to England to be molded by socialite Jerry Hall (who is still gorgeous) to be her kept man. Of course they are given various tasks for which they are judged by Jerry and her pals and eliminated accordingly. Unfortunately the biggest and most entertaining boobs have already been elimated. VH1 is sure to run an all day Saturday marathon soon. That way you could catch up on the ones who have already been eliminated.

[Kahuna]

14. What's wrong with, "Kept." I rather like it..

:shrug:

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

23. I like " Kept " too .

I think Anwar is going to win .

[giant_robot]

5. I caught a little bit of the movie "Zoolander" last night...

...for some reason that picture in the OP reminds me of the scene where the male models began playfully dousing each other with gasoline at the service station. If they did that, then I'd *definately* watch! Now THAT'S TV!!!

[sundog]

6. these guys all look like clones...

i don't get it... who gets revved by these types? :shrug:

[giant_robot]

12. No revving going on here, sundog,

just my adolescent glee at seeing fake male runway models immolate themselves in a B-grade movie. OK, not a mensa moment for me, but I still thought it was funny. :silly:

on edit: Apparently, I'm not having a mensa moment with my spelling, either.

[Torgo Johnson]

7. Gas Fight!!!

[Torgo Johnson]

9. What's with the guy in the front row,second from left?

He looks like a grown-up Eddie Munster.

[Elidor]

11. Shhhh...that's Chavez

I'd recognize that hairline anywhere.

[Kahuna]

15. LOL. He's actually a cutie....It's just the hair...

He's just a regular kid. Nothing really controversial about him. He probably won't make the cut though due to lack of dancing ability.

[Kahuna]

13. I love that show. But "Kept" is better.

Does anybody miss Johnny?

[Qanisqineq]

17. I actually like it too! And "Kept"

but then I am a reality show junkie, especially during the summer when everything else is reruns.

[sundog]

19. fuck i hate it

is johnny the guy who just cried the whole time?

puke... it's the worst kind of gay show... the one that does everything it can to avoid the most obvious subject at hand...

besides... those guys aren't my type :P

[Kahuna]

21. LOL! Johnny has some serious mental health issues...

What a nutcase. :crazy:

[sundog]

22. yeah, like i understood when he cried the first time

like aww, that's sweet...

but then the second time... and the third time... and then he like DIDN'T stop crying at all...

and when he got kicked off, he REALLY cried... but you already knew that was coming

[BlondieK143]

16. Uh, somehow I missed this show.

:shrug: Interesting.

[sundog]

20. you aren't missing anything... the guys have an iq of 3 or 4

and they all look almost the same... except for different haircuts :P

[Obamarama]

24. They look and sound like a bunch of "himbos"

But c'mon...even I admit stupid but gorgeous can be fun ONCE in a while. Who cares if their IQ is 3 or 4, as long as they measure up in other crucial areas, oui oui? :-)