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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:08 AM
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I am the white male version of J-Lo.
I am the white male version of J-Lo.
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BelleCarolinaPeridot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:09 AM
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1. Baby got back ?
:shrug: Prove it ;)
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:10 AM
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3. Not that way.
Not that way.
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Patchuli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:11 AM
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6. Which way?
'splain please? tee heee hee
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:12 AM
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7. Not that way.
Not that way.
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Patchuli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:11 AM
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4. "Back?" Doncha mean "booty?"
:P
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Patchuli Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:10 AM
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2. Prove it! nt
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Sannum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:11 AM
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5. You have been married 6 times, none of them lasting more than a year...
and you have released bad pop songs which make the listener want to lose all ability to hear?
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:13 AM
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8. Not that way.
Not that way.
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Elidor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:14 AM
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9. Vincent D'Onofrio jacked off on you in a movie?
Duuuuuude.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:16 AM
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10. Not that way.
Not that way.
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:16 AM
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11. Does J-Lo have a thing for the Gallaghers?
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:18 AM
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12. Not that way.
Not that way.
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:19 AM
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13. Hey, what's a nice girl like you doin in a thread like this
:shrug:
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nothingshocksmeanymore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:23 AM
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16. Tryin ta figgur out what LZ has in common with J-Lo
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havocmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:26 AM
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17. Maybe a collection of large rocks?
:shrug:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:21 AM
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14. Yer a talentless airhead who 'gets by' on looks and free BJs?
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:21 AM
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15. Not that way.
Not that way.
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:38 AM
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18. fat ass,no tits, and no talent?
come on you are better than that!
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:53 AM
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19. Not that way.
Not that way.
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 01:56 AM
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20. you repeat yourself
you repeat yourself
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Kathleen04 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 02:09 AM
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21. Are you Zocco from the block?
:)
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 02:13 AM
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22. Not that way.
Not that way.
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Jul-09-05 02:16 AM
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23. Therapy is available
on a sliding scale.

But any pix of your amazing ass would be welcome.

Khash.
(cheap shot, I know...)
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