Where does Mariah Carey buy her clothes? Hookers 'R Us?

[LynneSin]

She looks like something you'd see in the street corner in a 3rd rate city in the US.

I mean it's nice to see she's not some anorexic girl, but she needs about 3-4 more inches on that dress. It just looks wrong

[leftofthedial]

1. on what dress?

not that I'm seeking gratuitous visual stimulation . . .

[LynneSin]

2. Her Live 8 Performance is on VH1 right now

I mean even was dressed respectively for the event (She had a white pant-suit outfit on - looked like something done by Stella McCartney).

[leftofthedial]

3. I'm not a fan of the overwrought pop diva lack of vocal restraint

but Mariah has a pair of amazingly fine, er, vocal cords.


BTW--"Hookers R Us" LOL!

[LynneSin]

4. I won't question you there

just her wardrobe choices well - leave much to the imagination so to speak.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

5. Yeah, and her abs are PAINTED ON.

http://www.jossip.com/

That little rift at Live 8 between Madonna and Mariah Carey we told you about yesterday actually seems to have some roots, and not the ones Madge usually sprouts from her neglected dye job.

This rivalry is actually a longstanding one -- it stretches back to '95, when Mariah was nothing if not a hit-making robot and Madonna was struggling to move units (regardless of enjoying the longest running No. 1 of her career earlier that year). Supposedly, Madonna revealed during an interview that she'd kill herself if she were Mariah (paraphrasing here), a sour-grapes comment on Mariah's work-horsiness. Mariah hit back with a gem of a soundbite

and the video is available on FourFour, which features Mariah in 1995 saying, "I really haven't paid attention to Madonna since like 7th or 8th grade when she used to be popular."

And welcome back to the realm of relevance yourself, Mariah. (via)

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/325934p-278372c.html

How many situps does it take to get a sexy six-pack like the one Mariah Carey showed off during Macy's fireworks on Monday? None!

Mariah's rep claims the songbird's new chiseled torso is the result of "eating right and working out 3 hours a day with her personal trainer," but I just scooted uptown to Faux Glow on Madison Ave. and got myself some insta-abs.

For $75, Faux Glow technicians will paint on abs with a spray gun for pain-free (and instant) chiseling, under the theory that shadows can create the same look as actual muscles. That's a little less than one session with a trainer - and a lot less than liposuction.

Jeani used a spray gun to shoot a stream of frigid color at my stomach, expertly creating contours meant to mimic the look of a real six-pack. Could this be the answer to the tiresome crunch? Well, at least for 7-10 days.

The author before...



...and after she had her insta-abs applied.

[LynneSin]

7. BTW, that's not what Mariah wore at Live 8

although that was Madonna's outfit. Mariah wore a skin tight black dress that was low cut, cutouts running all up each side and ended about 2 centimeters just below her ass. If she bent over you would have had quite the view.

Geez Mariah, it's freaking Live 8, show a little respect and wear something that has just a little more coverage.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

9. I saw her Live 8 performance...

...and all I could think was "who am I missing if I'm watching her?"

I think you've hit on something, though, and it's GENIUS.

Mariah's next album should be called "2 Centimeters Just Below My Ass."



:evilgrin:

:toast:

[bliss_eternal]

6. I recall saying something similiar last week when I saw her on

Live 8. She's out there with all those kids on stage and they could probably easily almost see up her skirt--I mean it barely covered her ass!

I'm not one to say that women of a certain age should dress a certain way, or can no longer wear short skirts,etc. But if you are going to go with a low cut top, it's kinda' over kill to do the cheek skimming skirt, too. One or the other, Mariah--one or the other. Both makes her look desperate and trashy.

[Swede]

8. She also resembles Mary Carey.

Facially I mean. :)

[bliss_eternal]

10. Hey--she does a little!

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