If aliens land in your yard and say "take me to your leader"

[undeterred]

to whom will you introduce them?

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Skinner

[brentspeak]

2. I'd take them to Bush

but tell them that his greatest wish is to visit another planet.

[XanaDUer]

6. Lol!

:rofl:

Tell them his favorite book is To Serve Man.

[xultar]

14. .

:spray:

[Massacure]

3. George Bush, and politely ask them to give him a brain transplant.

Georgie could use the extra IQ.

[In_The_Wind]

4. good question

because I'm still trying to find one

[xultar]

5. Ask them to drop me off in Canada on the way to DC.

[KeepItReal]

7. Arnold... what's the quickest way to Sacramento?

If that's where his always-fundraising ass is, anyway.

[BattyDem]

8. Well, if I had to choose one person ...

I'd probably choose this guy:

[rwheeler31]

9. The people of Vermont,

Who will politely take then to Patrick and Bernie.

[khashka]

10. My Commander Still, Space Dog

Or else Susie Bright or Barbara Boxer. Maybe Howard Dean. Nah, I'll stick with Space Dog.

Khash.

[bridgit]

11. my fav bartender...

but then i'd tell them that in order to gain access to the epochs of our earthly knowledge, they would need to render my sorry-ass, steeped-in-red-ink bar tab into a state of: 'substantial credit balance' :thumbsup:

[hyphenate]

12. Here in Massachusetts, that's easy

I'd take them to Beacon Hill and hand them over to John Kerry.

[norml]

13. I'd direct them to the UN.

http://www.un.org/

[punpirate]

15. Wouldn't it just rip the hide right off of Bush...

... if you took them to Kofi Annan? :P

[El Fuego]

16. Tell them our leader is a small cute dog.

[NoPasaran]

17. I'd say "You're talking to him"

[undeterred]

18. I would take them over to meet Senator Russ Feingold

and Congresswoman Tammy Baldwin, since I am lucky enough to have two terrific elected leaders.

Then I would take them out for a Turtle Sundae at Culvers and try to explain the Leadership Problem we've got on this planet. :tinfoilhat:

[ret5hd]

19. Why, my wife of course...

and then she would probably cook them a nice vegetarian burrito (assuming they were mexican) or maybe some palak paneer (if they were middle eastern).

[Seabiscuit]

20. I'd say "I'll take you to the whole damned lot of them if you promise to

zap them all with your ray-guns in one swell foop!"

I'd even tell them they can form an interim goverment until we can form a more perfect union.

Hell, aliens could do a better job than this bunch anyday, I say!

[undeterred]

21. Damn straight.

[texas1928]

22. And the cat looks at us with that

"what the hell do you want look"

[evlbstrd]

23. Have a seat and I'll make some barbecue.

Wanna beer?

[carpetbagger]

24. William Sinkford.

Or maybe Willie Nelson.

[undeterred]

25. kick!

[WCGreen]

26. Immigration