Sannum
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Sun Jul-10-05 12:32 AM
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The latest saga from the fundie side of my family. |
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Edited on Sun Jul-10-05 01:08 AM by Sannum
Yes, there is a fundie side of the extended family. I was forced to go to hick weddings when they married their perfect Christian/Aggie boyfriends:crazy:. Everytime they see me, they think I should be married to a farmer, barefoot and pregnant...When holidays were spent with them a few years back, they tried to talk about the "Joy of Submission". I told them thanks for the advice, but that sounded like some sort of weird link you would find on the internet, not a marriage/relationship strategy. They don't like me because I am independent and of course, a liberal. The rest of the family sort of mock them, so I am safe:evilgrin:. They tolorate the rest of the family because they do not push politics, but hell, I will say anything anywhere.
Anyway, Sandi and her husband Jacoby (I am not making these up) were having trouble concieving a child. Well, since they felt it was god's will that they have lil' fundie babies, they underwent fertility treatment. The treatment took hold very well. Sandi is now expecting Quints:eyes:. My whole joke about this was they were fertile, but they didn't know how the plumbing worked.
Anyway, now he is apparently been caught having an affair with a waitress at their local Denny's.
Is it wrong to laugh about this?:crazy:
Edit: Quads, not Quints. I always get those two mixed up! No wonder I failed math class!
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Sun Jul-10-05 12:33 AM
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But I know the type, and I would laugh my ass off too.
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Sun Jul-10-05 02:03 AM
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One of the best physics depts in the country....
Khash.
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Sun Jul-10-05 10:32 AM
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19. No, no...I went to A&M, but I'm not the typical Aggie. |
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There are several of us here, actually.
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Sun Jul-10-05 12:33 AM
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Edited on Sun Jul-10-05 12:34 AM by RummyTheDummy
Any time their hypocrisy is exposed it's hilarious. Just thank your lucky stars it's not you.
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Sun Jul-10-05 12:35 AM
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3. *snort*...wiping screen |
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that's a great story. Thanks for sharing! LOL
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Sun Jul-10-05 12:35 AM
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4. I think it's wrong not to laugh at this. Moon over my Hammie? |
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Sun Jul-10-05 12:37 AM
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5. Sounds like a Jerry Springer segment... |
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though I feel very, very sorry for those kids. :(
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Sun Jul-10-05 12:38 AM
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Everyone I have ever known that had fertility treatment had multiple births. And the "dad" is gonna pay gig time now.
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Sun Jul-10-05 12:45 AM
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Sun Jul-10-05 12:46 AM
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8. At Denny's? How cliche |
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Sun Jul-10-05 01:04 AM
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14. Those Denny's waitresses wear the hottest uniforms though! |
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Sun Jul-10-05 12:47 AM
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9. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! |
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Sun Jul-10-05 12:49 AM
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10. Fundies and their "family values" |
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No, it's not wrong to laugh. But I am sad for the kids.
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Sun Jul-10-05 12:52 AM
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11. You have every right to laugh your ass off! |
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I did for a short amount of time at one of my own family members. She's a fundie and believes that she is perfect. It was freakin' hilarious when they found out that she was drinking rubbing alcohol to get a buzz (and vanilla extract and anything else that had any kind of alcohol to it)! Proves that they are idiots.
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Sun Jul-10-05 01:03 AM
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12. It depends on how funny you think it would be if Sandi were left alone... |
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with 5 babies to raise on her own. This could be a seriously bad situation.
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Sun Jul-10-05 01:04 AM
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Sun Jul-10-05 01:06 AM
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15. They are actually staying together. |
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They don't believe in divorce, so they will live together in mutual loathing for the rest of their lives, probably. Divorce is a sin, ya know:eyes:
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Sun Jul-10-05 01:09 AM
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16. All's well that ends well |
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Sun Jul-10-05 02:00 AM
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17. Odds are....At least two of the kids will mature to be liberals. |
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...Fun future get togethers with the family.
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