Sonofabitch, just dropped a bottle of Johnnie Walker Red

[Rabrrrrrr]

It's all over the floor.

:grr:

[progmom]

1. wow - that is fucking insane.

cool!

[bicentennial_baby]

2. That is weird...

I just accidentally moved my taskbar to the top of the screen, and I have no idea how to get it back to the bottom...freaky. c'est la vie, i suppose.

[Jara sang]

3. Who is "inactive user"?

:shrug:

[wtmusic]

4. It's the combination of

"ignorant hillbilly redneck republican asshole fucks" that causes DU to wig out

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Haha, that's weird

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. It's totally weird!!

:7

[Zuni]

6. Great. My brain just exploded pondering that

poster out of order :silly:

[bigwillq]

8. Alcohol abuse.

I sentence you to buy every DUer a shot.:toast:

[lateo]

9. What is a little glass in the tongue?

Get to licking!

[undeterred]

10. It must have been God's will.

:hide:

[Catchawave]

11. Could be worse......

...you could of dropped a bottle of Johnnie Walker "Blue". Last I checked it was over $300/bottle :wow:

[kodi]

12. throw a towel down absorb the whiskey, strain out glass thru a paper towel

drink.

us alcoholics are prepared for situations like this.

[Rabrrrrrr]

13. Makes me wonder how many people read a thread before they reply

:shrug:

[bicentennial_baby]

14. You...

:silly:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. I am! I know.

I really am.

:silly:


:hi: bicentennial_baby!!

[bicentennial_baby]

16. Hi!

You're a wild and crazy guy, Rabrrrrr! :hi:

[fujiyama]

17. Hope you don't have a dog!

Or are you going to be it instead?

:silly:

[bridgit]

18. while we appreciate your time & efforts, there's no need to sit down...

you're fired!! :rofl:

[Doctor_J]

19. Thre's $25 you'll never get back

ouch. Tha's why I always drink rot-gut. Coulda had a couple DVD's. My heart goes out.

[NawlinsNed]

20. At least it wasn't JW Blue

Because if it were Blue, I'd have to reach through my monitor and slap ya! :)

[progmom]

21. jackass

:P

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. jackassette!

:moo:

You realize, of course, progmom, that I did not drop a bottle of Johnny Walker Red, and this was just that other thread rewritten.

And it's also interesting in that it shows that no one reads through a thread before posting a reply - the first 6 replies in thread make no sense at all in relation to my new subject line, but no one has commented on that fact.

I hate that people don't read through a thread before replying.

[progmom]

31. yeah - hence my jackass comment

as mine is the first comment in the thread, and it now appears like i am a complete imbecile. :rofl:

[Rabrrrrrr]

32. You are a TOTAL imbecile!

:duh: :duh:

:rofl:

:loveya:

[progmom]

33. oy

it's a good thing i love you. :bounce:

[Java]

22. Buy a new bottle or....

Use a Sponge and a couple of Coffee Filters....

[Java]

23. BTW..here is a link to a Good Site that Rates Liquors...

http://www.tastings.com/search_spirits.lasso

I hope all will find it useful...

Cheers!

[Elidor]

24. I dropped a brand new bottle of extra virgin olive oil last night

I felt stupid, but now I'm off the hook.

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. Ewww. And oil is SUCH a fucking pain to clean up

YUCK!!

[Elidor]

35. Not to worry, it was at Kroger, at the checkout

In front of a bazillion people. I felt soooo stupid that I had to go to another store to get a replacement bottle.

But at least they had to clean it up. I saw my $7 of precious oil pool across the floor and I could have cried.

[JimmyJazz]

25. erm - FTR - that's alcohol abuse....

you need help. :P

[48pan]

26. I'll be mourning with you. What an awful accident!

My sincere condolences.

[musette_sf]

27. 4% Pantomime

"The management said they were sorry
For the inconvenience you are suffering
And Mr. Booking Agent, please have mercy
Don't book the jobs so far apart
We went up to Griffith Park
With a fifth of Johnny Walker Red
And smashed it on a rock and wept
While the old couple looked on into the dark"

[Rabrrrrrr]

30. Of course, the day that I would allow Johnny Walker Red in my home

or any other Johnny Walker, excepting maybe Blue, but that's still kinda pushing it, is the day that I am dead and useless.

Nyah on everyone.

I have much more self-respect than that.

:spank:

[GOPisEvil]

36. Now if you'd said 'appletini mix' I'd have gotten the joke instantly.

You are a wily one, oh man of many r's.

[Rabrrrrrr]

38. LOL! Yeah, i think you would have gotten it immediately!

But that would have been TOO obvious.


And people still aren't reading the thread before posting.

:yourock:

[GOPisEvil]

40. I've noticed that more and more lately.

Meh...they only make themselves look bad. Whatever.

:yourock: too!

[Cobalt Violet]

34. Well at least it wasn't the Johnnie Walker Blue!

[Placebo]

37. A bottly of Johnie Walker Lindh?

Johnny Taliban??? :o

[Floogeldy]

39. They don't sell liquor in my state on Sunday.

Man, if that had happened to me, I'd be drinking beer right now, instead.

B-)