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Julien Sorel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 01:20 AM
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Help me! I'm addicted to soft serve ice cream.
Is there a 12 Step program for this? My habit is almost up to a quart a day -- the last two days, lunch and dinner was half a quart of soft serve from Dairy Queen. I'm doomed!
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AquariDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 01:32 AM
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1. Sure-fire cure: try the one in my dorm
It tastes like it is made of nonfat milk, with chemical-tasting flavoring. There are two "flavors," and they both turn into water when melted.
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 02:02 AM
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2. Try carbo-trim
7 grams of carbs for a small cone. I'm enabling ya but at least you won't become diabetic. Maybe/maybe not :)
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Julien Sorel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 02:09 AM
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3. I'd probably just eat more.
Kind of like a smoker who switches to filtered, and then smokes twice as many to make up.

I made it through the day -- DQ is closed, and so is McD's. McDonald's has the soft serve cones, and I like those things too.

Odd coincidence: Warren Buffet bought DQ, and was a big investor in McDonald's for a long time, and they are the two worst when it comes to pushing that goop. In fact, my habit started at McD's.
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 02:22 AM
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4. I Scream for Ice Cream
The sugar free kind anyway. Tastes better.
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