A Tribute to Zuni

[Zuni]

What would you do as a tribute to legendary funnyman, musician, contract killer, writer, philosopher, athlete, sex symbol, inventor, politico, historian, and humanitarian Zuni?:D

Be creative and let loose ideas for the 2005 Zuni Tribute Fest!

:hi:

[alittlelark]

1. I'd eat 112 swedish fish in 70 seconds!

[Zuni]

2. that is the spirit

:woohoo:

[cleofus1]

3. zuni i admire a man who pays tribute to himself!

it's a dirty job but someone has to do it!

(all my threads are a tribute to myself)

[Misunderestimator]

42. LOL

Mine are too... I just try to be more subtle about it. :D :hi:

[In_The_Wind]

4. ~

first I would have a few of these>for a start

:hug: but don't go anywhere because I don't want to lose anyone else that I care about.

[Zuni]

5. that is what Zuni would do if the situation was reversed

only he would be drinking Mad Dog 20/20 :P

*just kidding---he would be drinking cheap beer

[In_The_Wind]

10. well there is a local brewery that has free tastings from 4 to 7

on Thursday, Friday and Saturday. They sell Old Capitol, Hurricane Kitty and Mother"s Milk by the growler for the take-home fans.

ya can't get cheaper than FREE

[tigereye]

22. for a real tribute,

don't drink cheap beer! :)

( signed your friendly neighborhood beer snob)

[Zuni]

26. a confession

I am the opposite of a beer snob. I prefer cheap beer :blush:

[tigereye]

31. well

I had my Old Milwaukee period. But not too long after that I moved on to foreign beer and then microbrews.But since I don't drink a lot, it's not too expensive!

[Sugar Smack]

6. I'll knock over a parking meter

and eat 75 eggs in a ROW. Or get my face pierced, my love, or read another book on Garibaldi. You tell me. Anything, Zuni.

[Zuni]

8. knock over a parking meter?

you'd do that for me? :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

11. Woot!!!

Knock over a parking meter and suffer the CONSEQUENCES.

[Deja Q]

7. W00t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:D

:toast:

[Zuni]

9. Hypnotoad is teh rox!

[JimmyJazz]

12. My own very special tribute to Zuni:

[Zuni]

13. oh hell no

best break yourself foo! :D

[Pharlo]

14. Such a true Rennaisance Man deserves something equally fitting....

... I shall arrange a feat which shall allow you to demonstrate your prowess for all your admirers to observe:

I shall contact Zell Miller and arrange a duel.

But not any ordinary duel.

Weapon of choice shall be ...SLEDGEHAMMERS IN SIX FEET OF WATER. (Pssssttt ..... Don't want you drowning, so if you aren't tall enough, let me know so I can arrange a ladder for you.)

I shall even, Kind Prince Zuni, offer to be your second in the coming battle against the enraged serpent.

[Zuni]

15. I'll take on Zell Miller any day of the week

he is so toast :D

[sundog]

16. documentary on zuni's world renown sex appeal

:P

[Zuni]

17. Good call Sundog

you are a true American hero :patriot:

[sundog]

20. i have lots of archive footage & previously unreleased interviews with

select individuals from your long list of lovers :P

[Zuni]

21. wow. And I am not even dead yet

:P

[lumberingbear]

18. Zuni....

a legend in his own mind!:woohoo:

[Zuni]

19. if that ain't the truth...

I don't know what is :P

[tigereye]

23. hum

lots of music maniacs? playing til all hours of the night? Composing songs in your honor?

:hi:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

24. A shrubbery!

:)

[Zuni]

27. do you make those muppet photoshops?

they are utterly hilarious. This new one is too much! :rofl:

[Richardo]

41. Off subject, but I paid tribute to A-S sig line last week...

Disturbingly hilarious :rofl:

Now. As for YOU, Zuni.... give me a minute.

[Lannes]

25. Ill restring his epiphone

:P

[Zuni]

28. I like thick flatwounds on that guitar

.12s or .13s

[RandomKoolzip]

29. Fuck a rolling donut whilst pissing up a flagpole.

[Zuni]

32. you would do that for me?

:loveya:

RandomKoolZip is so dreamy

[RandomKoolzip]

33. Wanna go steady?

I'll let you wear my letter jacket! It's got pecker tracks all over the collar and stinks like week-old santorum, but it's still mine.

[Zuni]

36. But you are a "Rebel without a cause"

I am afraid of your slicked back DA haircut and the fact that you hang with beatniks :silly:

[RandomKoolzip]

37. Aw jinkies.

Hey, don't be sore at me. You know I think you're swell! Maybe this weekend you, me, and Jughead and grab some CockBurgers over at Ye Olde 50's Style Diner.

(Shit....50's slang module is malfunctioning again...)

[usedtobesick]

30. a 21 moon salute?

Where are those little moonie smileys when you need them.

[SarahB]

34. How about...?

My guy and I can come up with a new position and then call it "The Zuni". Would that be flattering or too darned overwhelming? :P

[Zuni]

35. ...

you have to take pictures and send them to me :P

[progmom]

38. I really cannot top what SarahBelle has proposed

So I will just quietly say:

:yourock:

[Misunderestimator]

43. No new positions for you and progdad...?

x(

[progmom]

44. we've been married for almost 9 years

it's good, but it's fairly reliable.

[Misunderestimator]

46. ...

:spray:

Reliable! :D :rofl: So... basically, the same thing happens to straight couples... :rofl: :)

[progmom]

47. i honestly cannot believe i typed that

...on a public message board.

[Misunderestimator]

48. I can...

:silly: :P

[Lavender Brown]

39. Who is this Zuni person anyway?

:shrug:

[Beware the Beast Man]

40. A legend in his own mind.

[El Fuego]

45. He wrote this book

Apparently he is a great chef too, with his own restaurant!

[Sugar Smack]

49. This is my now-famous Zuni salad:

Boiled potatoes, Diced & chopped & soaked in butter, salt & pepper.

Cooked chicken, marinated in Italian Dressing

Eggs, hard-boiled

Sausage, cooked & drained

Onions, finely chopped

Mayo & Sandwich relish, to taste.

A little mustard, garlic powder, & onion powder. Pepper.

Mash it all up. Mix it well, then stuff a pita with it, and be happy.