In the doctor's waiting office Friday, the cover of a mag with bush on it

[Bouncy Ball]

was completely defiled.

bush had a Hitler moustache, devil horns, and inked-in whites of his eyes.

Someone had written "EVIL" in huge letters across his forehead and "LIAR" on each of his cheeks. (Funny thing is, the EVIL part was done in crayon. LOL!)

Then down his nose it read "I AM AN ASSHOLE."

My daughter was looking for a magazine to look at, saw it, and brought it over to me. After we sat there gaping at it for a second, we both started to giggle. We didn't want to draw a lot of attention to it, because we wanted it to stay in the waiting room, so I had her put it back in the magazine rack for others to enjoy.

Daughter said "Someone smart saw this magazine." I told her it's not nice to mark on property that isn't ours, and she agreed. But said "It's still funny." She KNEW I agreed and if I said I didn't she'd know I was lying, so I said "Yeah. It is. Put it back."

[Pallas180]

1. How old is your very smart daughter? brought her

up right you did!

:evilgrin:

[Bouncy Ball]

3. 10.

The other day, I turned on the TV and for some odd reason, bush was on. It was a clip of him talking after the bombings in London.

Now we never watch cable news, so it must have been a normal channel that was showing it because it was such an unusual event, but as soon as I turned the TV on, my daughter kind of made a scared noise, pointed at the TV and said "TURN IT! TURN IT! MUTE IT!"

I was scrambling to get it muted FAST and I did, then I hit guide and I said "There, you can't see the bad man anymore! He's gone!"

LOL, it was funny.

[Pallas180]

16. I have the same reaction when he appears on my tv, pls tell

her she has lots of company -

[noahmijo]

2. Where do you live cause I wanna move there

Here in Republican Tucson you'd be shot by some asshole in a pick up truck if you got caught defiling the face of George W Christ.

[Bouncy Ball]

4. HA!

I live in a suburb of Dallas, my friend!

That's how I know things are bad for him.

That and the fact that the local store in the mall with all the nostalgic posters and stuff took down their life-size cutout of bush that was in the doorway.

I was in there last night and asked where it went. The guy growled "people kept MARKING stuff on it." I asked what kind of stuff and he said "not so nice stuff."

:rofl:

So they had to get rid of him! Thank God, it used to make me jump every time I saw his evil ass face.

[GOPisEvil]

7. Marking him up like this?

Oh the things we did to poor George. :7

[Bouncy Ball]

8. LOL, I doubt it was that bad.

The guy didn't go into details (he likes bush and seemed rather rankled about having to take him down) and I didn't ask. I was just glad he was gone. God, it was enough to give kids nightmares.

[GOPisEvil]

9. That green sticker on his eye means he was an official attendee.

Those were the stickers used by the organizers to estimate the crowd.

[VelmaD]

10. I heard stories of how you defiled poor George...

I still have nightmares. :scared:

[GOPisEvil]

11. Amazingly, George is pro-choice. Who knew?

[Sydnie]

5. Have you been to my doctor's office too?

:rofl: I don't usually do things like that, but last December, while waiting in the lab section of my doctor's office, I did something very similar to every post election magazine in the room. I was thumbing through them and there were just so many pictures of blivet** in them that I just couldn't stop my hand from drawing hitler mustaches and writing similar short messages on the pages as well.

I know I shouldn't have, but I just couldn't stop myself. I had a "Daffy Duck" moment and the mustaches just had to be drawn on his face.

[Bouncy Ball]

6. I don't think it was the same office

unless you live in Dallas.

What they did was done with such....FEELING, it just made me laugh.

[Sydnie]

13. I was joking, although I did do this myself

My doctor's office is in Massachusetts, so I know it wasn't the same office. I just couldn't help myself. I hope that someone else picked up the magazines that I left my artistic impression on and laughed first... and thought later too.

[Cha]

12. It wasn't me..although

I had an old one at home that looked like that when I got a "time" in the mail with the monkey's picture on the front.. Right before I cancelled my subscription.

[tanyev]

14. Did it say "Skittles was here"?

I remember reading a thread awhile back where she said she had done such a thing.

[Bouncy Ball]

15. LOL!

I can honestly say I've never marked up a magazine that wasn't mine.

BUT I do have to also admit it gives me the giggles when I see such a thing.

Nope, Skittles didn't hit that one.

[Pallas180]

17. Isn't it funny we all have such a visceral reaction to his face to him

:puke:
:thumbsdown:
:grr:

[uppityperson]

19. I have also, marked up one at my workplace

in the reception room. Not in Tucson or Texas. So did my sister's kids, but on their own magazine.

[noamnety]

18. Oh dear

I have three doctors appointments in the next few weeks.

... lead me not into temptation ...

[Bouncy Ball]

20. ...

[noamnety]

21. buahahaha

That actually did make me laugh out loud.

I think I'll take a pen and just write comments in all the articles, though. You know, add in the parts the media left out because they ran out of room. I like to be helpful. O8)