If a Guy Owns a Pink iPod, Odds Are He's Gay

[Placebo]

I'm just wonderin'

It is my birthday today and my friends got me one, are they trying to tell me something? :silly:

Can I even leave the house with this thing? Can I show my face in decent society sporting a bright pink iPod mini? Should I just return it for another colour?

I got nothin', help!

[niyad]

1. gee, just get another colour, or buy a purple shirt to wear with it

[eyepaddle]

2. I just want to confuse. eom

[JimmyJazz]

3. Newsflash: You ARE gay - WTF difference does it make

what color iPod your friends bought - would a black one make you straight? :P


BTW - Happy Birthday, darling - you know I think you are the cat's pajamas :D

[Placebo]

7. Yes, yes it would actually!

Thanks babe. :hug: :P

[JimmyJazz]

10. For your birthday:

[Placebo]

12. Wowza.

Does he cu—come with fries?

And a creamy filling?

:9

[JimmyJazz]

13. I dunno, but I think he has some serious skills :D

[Kathy in Cambridge]

19. ...

:loveya:

[sundog]

4. you're so gay!

:P

[Placebo]

11. Ugh, way to keep it on the mothafuckin' DL, yo.

:P

[sundog]

14. down lo, way to go... and the pink ipod will help

:P

happy birthday stud :pals:

[Placebo]

15. Your avatar makes my jeans tighten.

Thanks Mr Sundog.

[progmom]

5. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

:loveya:

[Placebo]

9. Thanks PM!

:hi: :hug: :bounce: :P

[LastKnight]

6. you can get different cases for em,

at least i thought you could.

[sam sarrha]

8. or it was really really cheap..

[lumberingbear]

16. My question is....

Would they know your gay without the pink ipod???

(Just kidding)

[Placebo]

17. A shiny sixpence to the first person who can answer that!

Thanks Mr Sir. :)

[lumberingbear]

18. ....

[Lilith Velkor]

20. Unless he's Japanese or otaku

Pink is the macho man color in Japanese anime.

[Placebo]

21. Really?

I had no idea. Ya learn something new everyday! :o

[Kathleen04]

22. It means

you're metrosexual and need to coordinate it with your pink pop-collared polo. :silly:

[JimmyJazz]

23. He's not "metro" anything.....

he's "homosexual" - and we love him :D

[Placebo]

25. Is there a 'Metromosexual' or something?

A nice in-between? :P

[JimmyJazz]

28. Well, there are the "metronomesexuals" who walk around with these:

[Kathleen04]

31. Well, if that

doesn't keep your beat I don't know what will! :loveya:

-corny pun..groan- ;)

[Placebo]

32. Stop it!

You're making my shorts tighten! :spank:

You're so silly and creative JJ. :P

[Kathleen04]

29. Ah well..

That doesn't stop him from being fashionable! ;)

This is the look I was talking about:

[JimmyJazz]

34. NO NO NO NO NO NO! What are you trying to do to my PUNK MAN?

You are SERIOUSLY fucking with my chi :D - here's what we are going for with our man, Placebo:

[Lannes]

38. Reminds me of that South Park episode

[Placebo]

39. That episode kicked ass!

:rofl:

[Kathleen04]

41. Haha

Awesome. :rofl:

[Bouncy Ball]

24. Do you like the pink iPod???

Then keep it!!!

BTW, HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY SWEETIE DARLING!

[Placebo]

27. I do actually, BUT...

I'm not sure if I could...ya know...take it to work and put it on my desk while my co-workers pass by...and take it out on the train...if ya get my drift...sweetie daaaaaaaahling...

[Cobalt Violet]

26. Gay or Not , real men wear pink.

Happy Birthday! :party: :party: :party:

[Placebo]

30. Thanks CV!

:pals:

[Lilith Velkor]

37. Security (in one's manhood) is sexy.

Oh, happy bithday. :hi: :party:

[BrotherBuzz]

33. I'm wearing a very pink polo shirt right now....

it takes a virile man to wear pink and nobody has the guts to say anything to me no way. Use your iPod with pride. Oh, just what the hell is an iPod, anyway?

[Placebo]

35. VERY VIRILE!

:P

And if you would really like to know, here ya go:

http://www.apple.com/ipodmini :hi:

[BrotherBuzz]

36. Oh! LOL, so it's one of those sissy gay devices!

;)

[tjdee]

40. Only if you put some Spongebob stickers on it!

I don't know. I think pink is a nice refreshing choice for a man, and that would raise my interest in a guy. Which isn't really what you'd be going for, LOL....but I think it says "I like pink, for fuck's sake" rather than "I'm gay!"

[NuttyFluffers]

42. As long as you aren't straddling a man in assless chaps....

riding the A-train to happy land i really don't bother whether something makes someone look gay or not. but then living next to sf bay area i've learned to not care, judge, or be phased in any way.

dress in pink taffeta and gold lame, tease your hair to tickle the angels' toes, and sing judy garland while practicing your pas de deux and i couldn't care less while commuting. but... that pink iPod... watch out! :D

:grouphug: happy b-day dear, now go backtease your hair something furious. you're on in 20 min and we expect to see god.

countdown to b-day toast in t minus 19...

[Placebo]

43. Thanks NF!

You rock. As usual. :D

:hug:

[khashka]

44. Yeah, everyone's gonna know

stick a rainbow flag sticker on it though and nobody will have any confusion at all :)


Khash.