There's a rooster that crows in Newport News

[MrScorpio]

If I had a gun, I'd shoot his cock-a-doodlely-dooing ass.

I wish that he'd SHUT THE FUCK UP!

[xmas74]

1. Save him for the cook pot instead.

Chicken and dumplings sounds pretty good right about now.

[MrScorpio]

2. My Dream

"Lemme hear you cock-a-doodle-doo this, Mother Fucker."

[xmas74]

3. That looks lovely!

Is that some kind of Hunter's Stew or something? I can't think of the French name for the dish (getting tired right now) but in Italian it would be a caccatorie (sp), wouldn't it?

[MrScorpio]

4. Now there's a woman who knows her chicken

Bravissimo!

[xmas74]

5. Thank you!

I make alot of chicken and fish-that's our main meat meals. I try to make them healthy instead of frying them. A Hunter's Stew is more Americanized but allows me to throw in every single veggie I can find in my garden so I make it often. And it cooks up so tender in a crockpot!

[radfringe]

6. years ago

friends of mine decided to get some chickens

having little knowledge about chickens - they bought a book about raising chickens

one very small chapter dealt with 'aggressive chickens'. From memory it read:

If you have an chicken or rooster that attacks you:
On the first "attack" - shove the bird with your foot, enough to send it back a few paces

on the second "attack" - kick the bird harder

on the third "attack" - make soup

[MrScorpio]

7. I like that book

Makes mighty good sense