_BLONDE JOKE_

[underpants]

BEST BLONDE JOKE EVER

A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON, WHEN A BLONDE IN
ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP,
AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.

> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS TO
> SEE HER TICKET.
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> SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
> CLASS, AND THAT SHE
> WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
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> THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLOND, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
> GOING TO HOUSTON AND
> I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
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> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
> THE PILOT AND THE
> CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST
> CLASS, THAT
> BELONGS IN ECONOMY AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
>
> THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
> EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE
> SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY, SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND
> RETURN TO HER
> SEAT.
>
> THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
> GOING TO HOUSTON AND
> I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE." THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT
> THAT HE PROBABLY
> SHOULD HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO
> ARREST THIS BLONDE
> WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
>
> THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL HANDLE
> THIS. I'M MARRIED
> TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
>
> HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,
> AND SHE SAYS,
> "OH, I'M SORRY." SHE GETS UP AND GOES BACK TO HER
> SEAT IN ECONOMY.
>
> THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND ASKED
> HIM WHAT HE SAID
> TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT ANY FUSS.
>
I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO HOUSTON".

[kick-ass-bob]

1. I don't get it.

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:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

2. You are a braver man than I

:)

[northzax]

3. what goes 'vroom...screech... vroom...schreech...?

wait for it.

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a blonde at a blinking red light.

[underpants]

5. LOL

I will pass that on to the person who sent me this

[blondeatlast]

7. Give us a little credit, willya?

Even I know that you can't go until it blinks green.

[Semi_subversive]

4. Oh, come on!! All of us dumbs are not blonde!

[blondeatlast]

6. Ahem.... (tapping foot)...

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[In_The_Wind]

8. excuse me

I take it that you don't plan to be at any of the meet-ups in the north east :grr::nuke:



















:spray: gotcha

[blondeatlast]

10. See my post below for a bit of revenge.

BTW, I read this gem in Maxim, of all places!

[blondeatlast]

9. Why are blonde jokes so short?

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So that men can understand them!

[In_The_Wind]

11. good one!

:yourock: :thumbsup: