GOP Presidential Candidates for 2008

[ck4829]

An infiltrator into the GOP HQ has found a note describing who the Candidates for 2008 Election.

George W. Bush Bot - Yes, that's right, a robotic version of George W. Bush, it is even complete with speaking glitches.

Darth Sidious - Once the Emperor of a far away Galaxy. Might be very good with the people in the Far Right. He claims he was mutilated by the Liberals in his home Galaxy (there they are known as the Jedi). He also started an extermination of these Liberals, Sidious might score another point with the Far Right because of that.

Satan - For some reason, Satan has emerged and he wants to run for the GOP. He has said he wants to run for 7 years, no more, no less. I wonder why. But for some reason, Pat Robertson and Jerry Falwell are very excited about this.

[davidinalameda]

1. you mean we've had the real GWB and not the bot all this time?

[commander bunnypants]

2. but Satan is serving 2000-2008

CB

[davidinalameda]

3. Dick Cheney is not Satan

Lynn is

[Squeech]

4. No, I think this is how it works

Satan is scheduled to assume power some time this year. He reigns for seven years, then Gabriel blows the final trump, and the rest is the end of history.

Note that the Mayan calendar runs out in 2012.